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Dorian Fae
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i myself am strange and unusual.
writer. artist. horror fan. witch. oracle.
they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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And don't forget: Sliced bread was the best thing since Betty White.
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing that sliced bread was first sold commercially in 1928: Sliced bread is a loaf of bread, sliced with a machine and packaged for convenience, as opposed to the consumer cutting it with a knife. It was first sold in 1928, advertised as "the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped". By 1933, around 80% of bread sold in the US was pre-sliced, leading to the popular idiom "greatest thing since sliced bread". A photo of Betty White above her birthdate, born January 17, 1922.
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for… 💀🚲
A figure of a skeleton on an exercise bike. Skeleton on a Peloton. Get it? I’ll see myself out.
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Post a meme made by you
That meme with the two buff arms clasping that I think is based on the movie Predator IDK. Arm 1 labeled "Grogu", arm 2 labeled "Tiny Chef." Where the hands meet it says "Cute little green guys who talk funny."
August 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Happy International Cat Day to these orange goofballs. 🧡🧡

#internationalcatday #orangecats #onesinglebraincell
Two orange cats asleep on a blue armchair. One is lying on the seat, the other on the ottoman. Two Fraggle Rock dolls sit above them. An orange cat stands on his hind legs to look at Cookie Monster on a TV screen, absolutely fascinated by the character’s googly eyes. An orange cat lies in a white cloth basket used for blankets, looking unbothered. Crudely drawn meme of a person standing in a corner wearing a party hat, saying “They don’t know they’re my reason for living.” Two orange cats, also crudely drawn, are below, saying “Yes we do.” “You don’t seem like you’ve got a lot else going on.”
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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For sale: Battle vest. Never washed.
A photo of a denim vest for sale. It is faded and has holes in it, indicating there were patches removed from it. There are studs on the front pocket.
July 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Found this guy in our kitchen. Can only understand about half of what he says. Guess he can stay for now.

#tinychef
A paper cutout drawing of Tiny Chef from the Tiny Chef Show: a small green figure with a round belly and noodly limbs, wearing a puffy white chef hat and a rainbow striped apron. He’s smiling and waving.
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Not sure if that’s better or worse than the response I got. 😱
Results for Google search “how do we destroy ai” AI Overview There's no straightforward or practical way to "destroy" artificial intelligence. AI is a broad field of study and technology, not a single entity. AI is a collection of algorithms and systems, and destroying it would be akin to trying to destroy the entire field of computer science. AI's development and use are global and constantly evolving, making a complete "destruction" impossible. Here's why: AI is not a single thing: AI encompasses a wide range of techniques, from simple rule-based systems to complex machine learning models. Each AI system is different, and destroying one doesn't affect others. AI is a tool: AI is used in various fields, from healthcare to transportation to entertainment. Destroying AI would have a catastrophic impact on these fields and on society as a whole. Second part of results AI is constantly evolving: AI technology is constantly being developed and refined. Even if some AI systems were destroyed, others would emerge to take their place. It's not physically possible to "destroy" code: AI systems are implemented in software and hardware, making a physical "destruction" impossible. Even if some systems were disabled, the underlying code and algorithms could be copied and used elsewhere. Link to an article AI responses may include mistakes — thumbs up and thumbs down icons
May 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Our old cat Charlie had the same one. He liked it so much, he took a big bite out of it right as I was finishing putting it together.
A fluffy brown tabby cat sitting on top of a cardboard cat scratcher shaped like a taco truck. At the top, above the sign reading "El Gato Fish Tacos", there's a big chunk taken out of it with visible bite marks.
May 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Just found out today is World Collage Day. Here are four of my favorites that I've made.

#worldcollageday #collageart #artsky
Artist: A collage with a woman in front of a canvas in a forest, only her canvas is an old black and white photo with pink and red drawings of mushrooms and clouds on it. Strength: A depiction of Circe with other women on one side, a stone lion in front of a gilded ceiling on the other side, and a butterfly in the center. Magic: A fortune teller in front of a crystal ball, with a bluebird over her eyes. There is a palmistry hand, flowers, and crystals below her and trees behind her. Ritual: a collage with a woman from an Alphonse Mucha illustration. She stands on the moon, with earth in the distance of space behind her. She works at a table with a bowl of paint, apples, money, candles, and matches, and a jug with a diamond in it.
May 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I found 3 four-leaf clovers in a tiny, sparse patch on the trail this morning. So I thought I’d share the luck. 🍀🍀🍀
A hand holding three small four-leaf clovers. In the background, shrubs and trees on a trail.
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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The Creative Act by Rick Rubin has 78 chapters. Tarot decks have 78 cards. Together, they can add some magic to your creative practice.

visionaryalchemy.substack.com/p/divining-t...

#tarotsky #thecreativeact
Image of The Fool card, a person beneath the sun holding a rose and bindle, with the quote “You exist as a creative being in a creative universe. A singular work of art.” Image of The Wheel of Fortune card, a heavenly scene with a sphinx atop a wheel in the clouds, with the quote “The artist is on a cosmic timetable, just like all of nature.” Image of the Two of Swords card, a woman blindfolded holding two crossed swords, with the quote “If we focus on what’s going on inside ourselves—sensations, emotions, the patterns of our thoughts—a wealth of material can be found.” Image of the Ace of Pentacles card, a hand coming out of the clouds with a giant pentacle, with the quote “We’re searching for potential starting points that, with love and care, can grow into something beautiful.”
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This was for my husband. Happy to report that he was, indeed, very amused. 🤣

(Even if you missed my pronouns, but the song about his teeth at the end makes up for it.)

Please accept this Brak Valentine I made for him this year as a token of our appreciation.
A hand-drawn valentine of Brak, surrounded by hearts, saying “Let’s drive down Highway 40 in a big ol’ pick-up truck, Valentine!”
February 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Keys are some of my favorite magical symbols, and this checks out. 🗝️

(Also was rewatching Labyrinth last night, and now I really want to be in a maze.)

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February 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Lovely! One of my favorite things to take pictures of. 🚪
Part of a tree with a doorway cut through it A pathway at a park beneath a pergola covered in vines A set of stairs going up a hill in the woods An archway of trees in front of a patio
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Husband and I adopted two orange boys this fall, a few months after losing our first cat. 🧡❤️‍🩹🧡
Two five-year-old orange cats sitting on a blue couch.
December 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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It’s that time again.
Meme of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Text: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.
December 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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If only that was all… #duolingo
A screenshot from the Duolingo app with Duo the owl telling me I made 715 mistakes. Doesn’t say they were just in the app, though.
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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When I post “hello tiny people who live in my phone,” these are the tiny people I’m talking about
A bunch of cutesy Sanrio characters running around
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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Any collage artists here?

#collage #collageart #artistsonbluesky #art
Collage for spring with a woman by Alphonse Mucha above a bunch of little girls holding ribbons around a maypole, trees in the background. A collage of a woman in front of a canvas, surrounded by woods. Instead of a painting in front of her, there’s an old black and white photo. Collage titled “Ritual,” of a woman from an Alphonse Mucha illustration, standing by a table with paint, apples, candles, and matches, and a jug with a diamond in it. Beneath her is the moon’s surface; behind her is the earth in the background. A collage title “Magic” with a photo of a fortune teller with a blue bird over her eyes. Below her are flowers, bottles, crystals, candles, and a palmistry hand.
November 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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If I fits, I sits. #cats
An orange cat sitting in an empty laundry basket.
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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When you have not one but two #cats that try and fail at stealth mode at the same time.
One orange cat hiding partially beneath a blanket hanging off the bed. Another orange cat hiding partially behind the drapes. Both cats, partially hidden, in the same photo.
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Photo of David Lynch saying “What a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd.”
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM