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Dorian
@doriancondre.bsky.social
Sure, AI could've made that. But AI wouldn't have had the amount of fun that I did. Wouldn't have felt the whimsy of making a silly little flyer. Wouldn't have felt proud at the end from the act of creation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The only person I write poetry for is my 8th grade Creative Writing Teacher.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes you just need 3 moves and a poem
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I think my cat put me to bed tonight
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Went to a wedding this weekend and the straights slow danced to Pink Pony Club.
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Going through a friend break up has really helped limit my time on social media
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We're so back (made an index for my Book club annotations)
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Now THIS is Gender
October 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sure, I wasn't drinking that or anything
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Another brilliant text from my mom.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
AI commercials make me so angry. You need people. Stop asking the robot when there are actual people who would be so so excited to help you learn things like painting, flower arrangements, and how to care for your plants.
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Going through a hymnal and pointing out all the hymns Dave sang for Lane in Gilmore Girls.
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Marveling at how well made my owala is
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I love slow blinking at my man while he's falling asleep 🥺
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The top surgery method they don't want you to know about
August 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Giving my therapist some therapy homework and it's just a list of TV show episodes I relate to
August 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In a parasocial relationship with my neighbor's cat
August 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What if I just started using a transatlantic accent when I give sermons?
August 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I just did the gayest little hop. It was exhilarating.
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Winnie the Pooh mode is my favorite mode.
August 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Chubby dudes in crop tops!🤩
August 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I know that I will always be a Midwesterner no matter where I live because I really love dairy and corn.
August 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I am sure that my husband is who I am going to spend the rest of my life with. Except for every time he talks like Jar Jar, I question my ability to do so. Just a little bit.
August 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do you think that Godzilla knows how loved he is? I hope that lizard knows how much I love him.
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes I feel like just a head with legs and arms. Like Humpty Dumpty when they make him an egg.
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM