Glenn H
@dorffl.bsky.social
Computer nerd, gaymer, nutjob-disliker.
Hmm sad to hear that. Darn grinches!
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hmm sad to hear that. Darn grinches!
Naughty providing HR don't see?
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Naughty providing HR don't see?
thank Dog for umbrellas gurl!
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
thank Dog for umbrellas gurl!
Did any of your bits get burnt hun?
December 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Did any of your bits get burnt hun?
Ahhh fond visits to the fridge at 2am!
a bag of cracker barrel old fort cheddar cheese
ALT: a bag of cracker barrel old fort cheddar cheese
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ahhh fond visits to the fridge at 2am!
Just call them Deconstructed Lava Cakes!
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just call them Deconstructed Lava Cakes!
Wasn't bad at all! Different take on the original, but not hammy as I thought it might be :)
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wasn't bad at all! Different take on the original, but not hammy as I thought it might be :)
Remind me never to leave my insulin wrappers around at your house! I mean who does that ANYWAY!?
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Remind me never to leave my insulin wrappers around at your house! I mean who does that ANYWAY!?
Daily subscription required for all features to function correctly. Any attempt to circumvent paying through the nares(yes you read it right), will render said beverage holder to self destruct in yo face!
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Daily subscription required for all features to function correctly. Any attempt to circumvent paying through the nares(yes you read it right), will render said beverage holder to self destruct in yo face!
ooohhh Betty I think I did a whoopsy!
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ooohhh Betty I think I did a whoopsy!
Mine just said I'm Old and Gay, cos of the poor balancing act between 80s dance Kylie/Bananarama/Pet Shop Boys/etc, and my elderly lack of interest in modern music.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mine just said I'm Old and Gay, cos of the poor balancing act between 80s dance Kylie/Bananarama/Pet Shop Boys/etc, and my elderly lack of interest in modern music.
I thought the mag should have been a promo poster for your OnlyFeet™ page!
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I thought the mag should have been a promo poster for your OnlyFeet™ page!
Acceptable only if they were wearing grey sweats? Oh and male. Abd a bottom.
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Acceptable only if they were wearing grey sweats? Oh and male. Abd a bottom.
Your best evah yet, Adam! I squeed so loudly my huspanda had to rush in thinking i was hurt.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Your best evah yet, Adam! I squeed so loudly my huspanda had to rush in thinking i was hurt.
For everyone's reading pleasure. Yes, it was indeed real :)
I put another shrimp on the barbie as I pulled out my "that's not a knife, this is a knife" and stabbed myself in the eyes for this guys' stupidity.
www.pedestrian.tv/news/freemas...
I put another shrimp on the barbie as I pulled out my "that's not a knife, this is a knife" and stabbed myself in the eyes for this guys' stupidity.
www.pedestrian.tv/news/freemas...
"Loose" Brisbane Man Found Buck Naked Inside Historic Pipe Organ
He stands accused of damaging the Masonic Memorial Centre organ.
www.pedestrian.tv
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
For everyone's reading pleasure. Yes, it was indeed real :)
I put another shrimp on the barbie as I pulled out my "that's not a knife, this is a knife" and stabbed myself in the eyes for this guys' stupidity.
www.pedestrian.tv/news/freemas...
I put another shrimp on the barbie as I pulled out my "that's not a knife, this is a knife" and stabbed myself in the eyes for this guys' stupidity.
www.pedestrian.tv/news/freemas...
I should rename myself to Cassandra. Cos you wouldn't listen to me! Willow took herself up to the ceiling and did the most untidy turds up there just for you. Revenge for the vet and the special suit.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I should rename myself to Cassandra. Cos you wouldn't listen to me! Willow took herself up to the ceiling and did the most untidy turds up there just for you. Revenge for the vet and the special suit.
My go-to is about half a block of chocolate, with a strawberry milk chaser.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My go-to is about half a block of chocolate, with a strawberry milk chaser.
His body is very unusual. He poos out of his left nippity nip.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
His body is very unusual. He poos out of his left nippity nip.
Where's the spot for the neurodivergent folks? Those who have short attention spans and might do all of the above in one session :P
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Where's the spot for the neurodivergent folks? Those who have short attention spans and might do all of the above in one session :P
My anxiety(singular for purposes today) is older than Dwayne!
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My anxiety(singular for purposes today) is older than Dwayne!
My husbear does EXACTLY the same thing. No attention span, or ability to let things unfold gently. Also can only handle a movie if it has a happy ending. One without an open or sad end.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My husbear does EXACTLY the same thing. No attention span, or ability to let things unfold gently. Also can only handle a movie if it has a happy ending. One without an open or sad end.
