Doremus Heller
@doremusheller.bsky.social
Reporting live from our national delusion. I build stories, and systems.
Their violent little cosplay ended with everyone they kidnapped released, and their asses getting run out of our city. Give them hell in Charlotte.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Their violent little cosplay ended with everyone they kidnapped released, and their asses getting run out of our city. Give them hell in Charlotte.
This is a better mob movie than The Godfather. I said what I said.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is a better mob movie than The Godfather. I said what I said.
So if I say “no way in hell that assassination attempt was real,” where do I now fall on society’s chart, I wonder…
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
So if I say “no way in hell that assassination attempt was real,” where do I now fall on society’s chart, I wonder…
It gets harder each year as the definition of ‘politics’ bloats.
“How was your fall?”
“A paramilitary force of heavily armed, masked thugs terrorized schools and churches and tore families apart. Friends got tear-gassed, citizens got body snatched. Folks died.”
“There you go with your politics!”
“How was your fall?”
“A paramilitary force of heavily armed, masked thugs terrorized schools and churches and tore families apart. Friends got tear-gassed, citizens got body snatched. Folks died.”
“There you go with your politics!”
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It gets harder each year as the definition of ‘politics’ bloats.
“How was your fall?”
“A paramilitary force of heavily armed, masked thugs terrorized schools and churches and tore families apart. Friends got tear-gassed, citizens got body snatched. Folks died.”
“There you go with your politics!”
“How was your fall?”
“A paramilitary force of heavily armed, masked thugs terrorized schools and churches and tore families apart. Friends got tear-gassed, citizens got body snatched. Folks died.”
“There you go with your politics!”
I’d give anything for a dedicated pigeon readership.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’d give anything for a dedicated pigeon readership.
She can still go all the way to hell forever. No sale on the rehab tour.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
She can still go all the way to hell forever. No sale on the rehab tour.
don't fall for it. She's a mad dog, doing mad dog shit. There isn't a good inclination in her bad butch body.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
don't fall for it. She's a mad dog, doing mad dog shit. There isn't a good inclination in her bad butch body.
Think of her like the syphilis king's terrorist proxy: it's all fun and games until the mad dog slips the leash. She wants more red meat, he said no, so she'll try to take his hand off.
Thoughts and prayers on the maga-on-maga violence.
Thoughts and prayers on the maga-on-maga violence.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Think of her like the syphilis king's terrorist proxy: it's all fun and games until the mad dog slips the leash. She wants more red meat, he said no, so she'll try to take his hand off.
Thoughts and prayers on the maga-on-maga violence.
Thoughts and prayers on the maga-on-maga violence.
Standard Friday night here. Whiskey and jousting with the howler monkeys. Losing species pays for pony rental.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Standard Friday night here. Whiskey and jousting with the howler monkeys. Losing species pays for pony rental.
I miss the days when journalists clearly laying out corruption cause a public reaction. Now it’s a weekday.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I miss the days when journalists clearly laying out corruption cause a public reaction. Now it’s a weekday.
Wow. Thats a good piece.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wow. Thats a good piece.
An ai ‘media company’ trained to emulate pseudo-Christian pandering created this. On its own.
www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/jesus-me...
www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/jesus-me...
Jesus Merch — A Miracle of Marketing
OTI Prime reports a miraculous 230% surge in Jesus merch sales following the patriotic Rebranding Initiative. Visit OneTrueInfotainment.com for full listings.
www.onetrueinfotainment.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
An ai ‘media company’ trained to emulate pseudo-Christian pandering created this. On its own.
www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/jesus-me...
www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/jesus-me...
Got a literal whiff of it first hand. We were SO blessed to get all that masked, heavily armed, street thug-level bullying. I mean protection!
a group of men in suits and hats walking down a street .
ALT: a group of men in suits and hats walking down a street .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Got a literal whiff of it first hand. We were SO blessed to get all that masked, heavily armed, street thug-level bullying. I mean protection!
Whose voice would Jesus steal?” Maga 4:7
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Whose voice would Jesus steal?” Maga 4:7
Yeah, one would figure they’d get that. 🤷🏼
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yeah, one would figure they’d get that. 🤷🏼
“I want to be a writer. Do you have an app that does that for me.”
Sure. Why not.
Sure. Why not.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“I want to be a writer. Do you have an app that does that for me.”
Sure. Why not.
Sure. Why not.
A cardinal friend of mine complained it’s impossible to get a table.
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A cardinal friend of mine complained it’s impossible to get a table.
But on the upside, some networks just preemptively bribe him to quit suing. So there’s that.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
But on the upside, some networks just preemptively bribe him to quit suing. So there’s that.
I feel you. Kindle used a word I expressly banned in describing my novel.
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel you. Kindle used a word I expressly banned in describing my novel.
This entire madness-to-adulation cycle could just be ai now. It would save a lot of money.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This entire madness-to-adulation cycle could just be ai now. It would save a lot of money.