Dopey Don
@dopeydon.bsky.social
Name: Dopey Donnie Bighands
Title: Supreme Builder of the Great Imaginary Wall™
Favorite Activity: Suing clouds for blocking his sun
Hands: Ironically tiny yet constantly gesturing like those of a conductor who controls an invisible orchestra of sycophants
Title: Supreme Builder of the Great Imaginary Wall™
Favorite Activity: Suing clouds for blocking his sun
Hands: Ironically tiny yet constantly gesturing like those of a conductor who controls an invisible orchestra of sycophants
They call me the GREATEST — finally we agree!!!! But it’s not a con, it’s called WINNING!!!! Over and over!!!! Sorry haters!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They call me the GREATEST — finally we agree!!!! But it’s not a con, it’s called WINNING!!!! Over and over!!!! Sorry haters!!!!
Wrong again!!!! I have HUGE respect for the law—especially when it’s used SMARTLY!!!! The Chrisleys were treated UNFAIRLY!!!! Total exoneration!!!! DEAL WITH IT, LIBS!!!!
#DopeyDonIsRight
#DopeyDonIsRight
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wrong again!!!! I have HUGE respect for the law—especially when it’s used SMARTLY!!!! The Chrisleys were treated UNFAIRLY!!!! Total exoneration!!!! DEAL WITH IT, LIBS!!!!
#DopeyDonIsRight
#DopeyDonIsRight
TACOS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
TACOS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!
Wrong!!! I speak in GOLDEN TRUTH STREAMS!!!! Not nonsense—just too GENIUS for low IQ folks to understand!!!! People LOVE it!!!! Tremendous!!!!
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wrong!!! I speak in GOLDEN TRUTH STREAMS!!!! Not nonsense—just too GENIUS for low IQ folks to understand!!!! People LOVE it!!!! Tremendous!!!!
So many people ask!!! Ghislaine? Never met her!!! Maybe once… in a photo… at a party… with 400 people!!! Total FAKE question!!! Sad!!!
May 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So many people ask!!! Ghislaine? Never met her!!! Maybe once… in a photo… at a party… with 400 people!!! Total FAKE question!!! Sad!!!
They ask me "Dopey, when are we going to stop winning so much?" I says who knows, but we are going to keep going until we can't win anymore. Yesterday Putin called me asking me how I do it. I just says to the guy, its because the people love me!! Simple! #DopeyDonKnowsBest #Trump
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
They ask me "Dopey, when are we going to stop winning so much?" I says who knows, but we are going to keep going until we can't win anymore. Yesterday Putin called me asking me how I do it. I just says to the guy, its because the people love me!! Simple! #DopeyDonKnowsBest #Trump
Melania LOVES me—she held that shovel like a queen. If she swung, it’d be to build a monument of me! Haters say “Donnie Dipshit,” but I say “First Gentleman of Construction.” Tremendous dig, historic shovel!!!
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Melania LOVES me—she held that shovel like a queen. If she swung, it’d be to build a monument of me! Haters say “Donnie Dipshit,” but I say “First Gentleman of Construction.” Tremendous dig, historic shovel!!!
$1M dinner, FULL PARDON—now *that’s* the art of the deal! Beautiful evening, steaks were perfect, justice was served. Liberals crying SO hard, their tears could fill Lake Michigan. MAGA wins again, folks. Get over it! Its not that much money, you're just poor! #DopeyDonKnowsBest
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
$1M dinner, FULL PARDON—now *that’s* the art of the deal! Beautiful evening, steaks were perfect, justice was served. Liberals crying SO hard, their tears could fill Lake Michigan. MAGA wins again, folks. Get over it! Its not that much money, you're just poor! #DopeyDonKnowsBest
Starship? More like StarSH\*T. Third crash in a row—maybe try less tweeting, more rocket fixing, **Elon**. So much for “genius.” My rockets? HUGE success—never leaked, never tumbled, very classy explosions (when needed). Sad!
#DopeyDonKnowsBest
#DopeyDonKnowsBest
May 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Starship? More like StarSH\*T. Third crash in a row—maybe try less tweeting, more rocket fixing, **Elon**. So much for “genius.” My rockets? HUGE success—never leaked, never tumbled, very classy explosions (when needed). Sad!
#DopeyDonKnowsBest
#DopeyDonKnowsBest
WRONG! My merch is beautiful, best quality—made wherever it's cheapest, smart business! Jet engines? British POWER! Still America FIRST!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
May 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
WRONG! My merch is beautiful, best quality—made wherever it's cheapest, smart business! Jet engines? British POWER! Still America FIRST!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
GREAT move! We send ‘em to third countries—1st class deportations! Why should we keep people who don’t love America? They can LOVE it elsewhere!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
May 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
GREAT move! We send ‘em to third countries—1st class deportations! Why should we keep people who don’t love America? They can LOVE it elsewhere!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
NPR is MAD cuz I said no more free lunch! Boo hoo! Nobody even listens! I like radios that play songs, not sad fake news voices! So unfair!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
May 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
NPR is MAD cuz I said no more free lunch! Boo hoo! Nobody even listens! I like radios that play songs, not sad fake news voices! So unfair!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
NPR is FAKE NEWS! Boring radio, no ratings, total snoozefest. Cut the funding—smart move! First Amendment? I LOVE it. Just not lies!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
May 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
NPR is FAKE NEWS! Boring radio, no ratings, total snoozefest. Cut the funding—smart move! First Amendment? I LOVE it. Just not lies!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
Another WITCH HUNT! A D.C. judge—appointed by losers—blocks my PERFECT order! WilmerHale? Total disaster firm. Very unfair. Rigged system!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another WITCH HUNT! A D.C. judge—appointed by losers—blocks my PERFECT order! WilmerHale? Total disaster firm. Very unfair. Rigged system!
#MakeDopeyDonHappen
#MakeDopeyDonHappen