Wife: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Nothing 😅”

The musk is insane this morning 😈🐽

If you’re not choking on the fur you’re not deep enough

sheesh it’s getting bigger by the day bro

We met at a friend’s BBQ. He mentioned he was dating, but “figuring stuff out.” A few drinks later, I found him alone by the fence. I kissed him first, just to see. He kissed back harder.

“Please,” he said, “just take me somewhere private.”

Check out these baddies waging a psyops campaign outside the hotel where ICE agents were *trying* to sleep.

Mariachi for the win!! 💃

AOC: Being taken is wrong, it is illegal, it is a violation of his First Amendment rights, it is an affront to every American, and we will not allow—and will continue to resist—the politicization and the continued political persecution that ICE is engaged in.

Coworker was flirting with me while out for drinks one night. I told him the only way he’d get my dick is if he was sucking my boyfriend’s at the same time. He had no issues with this 😈

I want you to slide inside me and leave me full of cum

My roommate’s brother was crashing with us. Middle of the night, he slipped into my room, whispered, “You still up?” I pulled him into bed & filled him while he whimpered, “Been dreaming of this since I got here.”

They always said he was a daddy’s boy 😈

Warm and tight. Wanna see for yourself?