Denise
@dopcola.bsky.social
Frugal, shop-a-holic mom of quads plus one and Chief Exhausted Officer of the Nut House! Sisyphus. Unicorn in search of a sapiosexual.
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My crazy stalker neighbor hung this sign at the end of his driveway today. I already knew who you were sir, you didn’t have to advertise it 😖
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My crazy stalker neighbor hung this sign at the end of his driveway today. I already knew who you were sir, you didn’t have to advertise it 😖
can someone please explain to me why someone who has to take his wife to every meeting and include her in every Signal chat is so afraid of women with authority?
“Hegseth has also fired or replaced a number of women in leadership positions in a broader purge of military personnel”
“Hegseth has also fired or replaced a number of women in leadership positions in a broader purge of military personnel”
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
can someone please explain to me why someone who has to take his wife to every meeting and include her in every Signal chat is so afraid of women with authority?
“Hegseth has also fired or replaced a number of women in leadership positions in a broader purge of military personnel”
“Hegseth has also fired or replaced a number of women in leadership positions in a broader purge of military personnel”
Best Colbert Show opening ever!!! Damn I’m going to miss you, you beautiful human.
#shutyourtrap #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #fascismsucks
#shutyourtrap #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #fascismsucks
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Best Colbert Show opening ever!!! Damn I’m going to miss you, you beautiful human.
#shutyourtrap #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #fascismsucks
#shutyourtrap #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #fascismsucks
Bwahahahahahaha y’all - I’d love to see this commercial 😂
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bwahahahahahaha y’all - I’d love to see this commercial 😂
Find what you love, and let it kill you. ~ Charles Bukowski
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Find what you love, and let it kill you. ~ Charles Bukowski
Isn’t that like a billion a piece???? Hell I’d be happy with a million. With the way the economy is going - I’d be happy with a grand!
#grifters #grifterinchief
#grifters #grifterinchief
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Isn’t that like a billion a piece???? Hell I’d be happy with a million. With the way the economy is going - I’d be happy with a grand!
#grifters #grifterinchief
#grifters #grifterinchief
Be careful out there y’all, I just found two rare albino crocs in the front yard 🐊
#floridaproblems
#floridaproblems
August 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Be careful out there y’all, I just found two rare albino crocs in the front yard 🐊
#floridaproblems
#floridaproblems
Swear to God yall, if I threw this checklist down in front of my kids and said I'll give you ten bucks for every check mark, I'd be ten bucks poorer. God help me 😭
July 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Swear to God yall, if I threw this checklist down in front of my kids and said I'll give you ten bucks for every check mark, I'd be ten bucks poorer. God help me 😭
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This pic of the Billionaire Bride (age 55) in her $250k dress simultaneously made me (age 57) think two things - damn my arms aren’t that bad! And, I should probably workout more. So off I go to do arm exercises! #thanksfortheinspo #bezoswedding #paymoretaxes
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This pic of the Billionaire Bride (age 55) in her $250k dress simultaneously made me (age 57) think two things - damn my arms aren’t that bad! And, I should probably workout more. So off I go to do arm exercises! #thanksfortheinspo #bezoswedding #paymoretaxes
Forget the judges, when are they gonna start locking up the lawyers???
April 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Forget the judges, when are they gonna start locking up the lawyers???
I thought they were dismantling DOE because it’s so important to give the power back to the states. So which is it????
April 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I thought they were dismantling DOE because it’s so important to give the power back to the states. So which is it????
I’m so insulted by this email from Rick Scott re: “making Washington work for Florida families”. groceries are more expensive, I’m trying to figure out how to pay for next years tuition for my kids now that DOE has been ransacked, and my 401K has dropped nearly 30%. This helps Florida families how?
April 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m so insulted by this email from Rick Scott re: “making Washington work for Florida families”. groceries are more expensive, I’m trying to figure out how to pay for next years tuition for my kids now that DOE has been ransacked, and my 401K has dropped nearly 30%. This helps Florida families how?
Has this dude never heard of OPSEC? I have to take refresher courses every year to keep my clearance and my job 🤦♀️
March 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Has this dude never heard of OPSEC? I have to take refresher courses every year to keep my clearance and my job 🤦♀️
Our local Sherrif is parked at the Tesla dealership, why do they get taxpayer paid security?
March 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Our local Sherrif is parked at the Tesla dealership, why do they get taxpayer paid security?
This Escambia County Sheriffs vehicle has been parked at the Tesla dealership all morning. Are taxpayers now providing security for Elon?? WTH?
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This Escambia County Sheriffs vehicle has been parked at the Tesla dealership all morning. Are taxpayers now providing security for Elon?? WTH?
Doing my part to support Canada!!!! 🍁 🇨🇦
March 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Doing my part to support Canada!!!! 🍁 🇨🇦
Anyone have some spray paint? My local Tesla dealership is looking a little plain.
February 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Anyone have some spray paint? My local Tesla dealership is looking a little plain.
Seriously???? Without ANY evidence Trump is blaming the plane crash on DEI and Pete Buttigieg????
January 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seriously???? Without ANY evidence Trump is blaming the plane crash on DEI and Pete Buttigieg????
Above me shone a terrifying number of stars, spelling out the cold indifference of the universe
I tried to stare at the road ahead
I saw a huge storm far off on the horizon, dark and crawling with lightning
I kept my eyes on the long white lines
And I laughed like hell ~ Lord Huron
January 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Above me shone a terrifying number of stars, spelling out the cold indifference of the universe
I tried to stare at the road ahead
I saw a huge storm far off on the horizon, dark and crawling with lightning
I kept my eyes on the long white lines
And I laughed like hell ~ Lord Huron
Hell really is freezing over here in Florida!!!
January 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hell really is freezing over here in Florida!!!
Tuning out the world and watching Big Bang Theory reruns all day!!
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tuning out the world and watching Big Bang Theory reruns all day!!
Or herself when she stole this dog from hurricane Katrina victims 🤷♀️
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Or herself when she stole this dog from hurricane Katrina victims 🤷♀️
Don’t forget about the dog she stole from hurricane Katrina victims then eventually had to give back 😔 nypost.com/2024/11/23/u...
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Don’t forget about the dog she stole from hurricane Katrina victims then eventually had to give back 😔 nypost.com/2024/11/23/u...