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Halfords sell a Velcro mounting kit

The ULEZ alone says this is bollocks. No hire car these days will not be compliant (unless it’s a specialist classic car hire)

At a standup once, one of my colleagues (with a sly grin) said he was on the vinegar strokes of his task... couple of us giggled, went over the heads of most

In my school there was a kid called Martin Dilley, so of course we used his name instead.