Burt Cocaine
@doothewop.bsky.social
Know your rights. All 3 of em
It's still far too good for him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's still far too good for him.
Let them eat ballroom. I'm sure that'll work out great for these pricks
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Let them eat ballroom. I'm sure that'll work out great for these pricks
Same. I'd lose my words so fast.
October 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Same. I'd lose my words so fast.
Everything is visible from space. Check out satellite view in your phone.
October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everything is visible from space. Check out satellite view in your phone.
Hands down the best sign I've ever seen
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hands down the best sign I've ever seen
A girl once told me I look like Smeagol.
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A girl once told me I look like Smeagol.
Thoughts and prayers
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thoughts and prayers
Roe v Wade was the final decision too. Completely settled.
September 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Roe v Wade was the final decision too. Completely settled.
Fuck that guy. He could have ripped off the wig and saved us years of nightmare.
September 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fuck that guy. He could have ripped off the wig and saved us years of nightmare.
I guess I'm old because I thought of a hula hoop. No, not old, just a fuckin nerd
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I guess I'm old because I thought of a hula hoop. No, not old, just a fuckin nerd
Source: you made it the fuck up
September 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Source: you made it the fuck up
Fucking lol. Did you get lost on your way to Twitter?
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fucking lol. Did you get lost on your way to Twitter?
Nah that's stupid bullshit and you should delete your account
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Nah that's stupid bullshit and you should delete your account
You sure about that Mike?
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You sure about that Mike?