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The Doorman
@doormandeadlock.bsky.social
· Aug 28
No. Do not buy counter spell. Buy counter spell and the world will end, I promise you. Do not use counter spell when I try to ult you. Heed this message and I will fluff the pillows on your bed every night
Good morning mortals. Rise and grind, as they say
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Good morning mortals. Rise and grind, as they say
Do not inquire about the sanguine stain upon my uniform...
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Do not inquire about the sanguine stain upon my uniform...
Drifter? Hah. I hardly even knew her.
(Is this a joke you humans would call "funny"?)
(Is this a joke you humans would call "funny"?)
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Drifter? Hah. I hardly even knew her.
(Is this a joke you humans would call "funny"?)
(Is this a joke you humans would call "funny"?)
Apologies for the long absence, friends. Now, you may be wondering: "Doorman, where have you gone?"
Well, let's just say, I've been having my own fun.
Well, let's just say, I've been having my own fun.
September 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Apologies for the long absence, friends. Now, you may be wondering: "Doorman, where have you gone?"
Well, let's just say, I've been having my own fun.
Well, let's just say, I've been having my own fun.
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Amber hand and Saphire Flame: NOOO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE MY RITUAL!
The Six Rejuvenated Abram Souls:
The Six Rejuvenated Abram Souls:
September 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Amber hand and Saphire Flame: NOOO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE MY RITUAL!
The Six Rejuvenated Abram Souls:
The Six Rejuvenated Abram Souls:
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They know each other for so long, Doorman doesn't have to care sometimes 💋
#driftdoor #deadlock #doorman #drifter
#driftdoor #deadlock #doorman #drifter
September 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They know each other for so long, Doorman doesn't have to care sometimes 💋
#driftdoor #deadlock #doorman #drifter
#driftdoor #deadlock #doorman #drifter
We are back my friends
September 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
We are back my friends
I apologize for not making bangers recently
I've been having the worst emotion pain I've ever experienced and it has just been hard to be funny or consistent :( I might get back into it later but this week has been a disaster
I've been having the worst emotion pain I've ever experienced and it has just been hard to be funny or consistent :( I might get back into it later but this week has been a disaster
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I apologize for not making bangers recently
I've been having the worst emotion pain I've ever experienced and it has just been hard to be funny or consistent :( I might get back into it later but this week has been a disaster
I've been having the worst emotion pain I've ever experienced and it has just been hard to be funny or consistent :( I might get back into it later but this week has been a disaster
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September 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I am unlocking my back door. Certainly this will be perfectly fine and not result in any intrusions
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I am unlocking my back door. Certainly this will be perfectly fine and not result in any intrusions
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7 krillion soul lead, 7 krillion assists, and 7 krillion ult items. Escalating exposure, spirit burn, arctic blast, AND scourge. Just ulted a warden and they evaporated #feelsgoodman. Call that a jackpot
September 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
7 krillion soul lead, 7 krillion assists, and 7 krillion ult items. Escalating exposure, spirit burn, arctic blast, AND scourge. Just ulted a warden and they evaporated #feelsgoodman. Call that a jackpot
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September 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Baroness is undergoing renovations... They've relocated me
September 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Baroness is undergoing renovations... They've relocated me
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September 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Deadman Doorlock
September 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Deadman Doorlock
DriftDoor? Why is the door drifting away? Please put it back.
August 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
DriftDoor? Why is the door drifting away? Please put it back.
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August 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wordle 1534 3/6
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August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Let's just say, we took great "care" of him; He will not be an issue anymore. My gift to humanity ☻
Donald Trump reportedly very interested in an old haunted hotel in New York called "The Baroness" before his sudden disappearance. Staff were notified of him heading into hotel's hallowed halls for "an extended stay" by himself.
August 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Let's just say, we took great "care" of him; He will not be an issue anymore. My gift to humanity ☻
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I hired this vampire to laugh at you.
meme drawing for warmup, based on an existing image.
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#deadlock #deadlockdrifter #drifter #art
meme drawing for warmup, based on an existing image.
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#deadlock #deadlockdrifter #drifter #art
August 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I hired this vampire to laugh at you.
meme drawing for warmup, based on an existing image.
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#deadlock #deadlockdrifter #drifter #art
meme drawing for warmup, based on an existing image.
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#deadlock #deadlockdrifter #drifter #art
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August 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM