in light of whatever just happened in utah

trying to get one of my plants to grow a new leaf because she's lop-sided from some previous damage and has 3 big ass leaves facing the same way and nothing else. moved her light source behind her leaves. she is now BENDING OVER BACKWARDS to avoid just making a new fucking leaf. bitch.

losing my marbles at the Minecraft bedrock settings menu

cat fact: a cat's slitted pupils gives them better depth perception

my idiot son

weather's getting warm enough again that the cat's gone and melted into the couch

what does the Autism Community think of my personal favorite spoon.

so actually this is true and I would know. do ur own research.

let me come over so I can just do this at you

got gifted some new over-the-ear earbuds and they came with a free elastic tentacle.

real

working in a section, just me and some other dude. bring some supplies and stuff on a pallet jack. when I am 3ft from said jack, some guy walks up to the OTHER dude working and asks HIM if he can take the jack I was just using. sure yeah ask the one guy instead of the person USING the jack. fuck u

is it safe to come out now