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December 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Unsqueezable Lemon
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Finally! A lemon that I can't turn into anything at all. DoomsdayLLC Unsqueezable Lemon. It's a Lemon, for lemon's sake.
December 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Bottomless Gumption
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One can of classic style bottomless Gumption.
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Oh no. I spilled triangles everywhere.
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Oh no. I spilled triangles everywhere.
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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My Shit Is All Fucked Lately. Sorry.
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My shit is all fucked lately. Sorry.
December 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Seeing Things?
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Have you or your coworkers been seeing things? It is a violation of company policy to perceive items and materials which do not exist. Remember: if you see something, see something.
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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This Shit is So Fucked
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This shit is so fucked. They stopped letting people use the bathrooms here, by the way.
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Feeling Stupid? You Are!
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Feeling stupid? You are! 20,000 years of history prove terminal human stupidity is real. The human brain can only hold about six ideas at a time. Thoughts were not designed to be had. Your imagination is spooky and it will scare you. The mind is an animal locked in a computer powered by a ghost. You cannot usually tell time after you die. Please assure your doctor that you are not having thought.
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 PM