"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said we said 'fuck' so much."

What terrible hardship to be hanging out on set in this kind of weather...

"I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead once 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."

New headshots!