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“ So it's just you and.. the cowhand, then?”
“Stop looking over my shoulder for my dad, Victor. I have.”
“Stop looking over my shoulder for my dad, Victor. I have.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“ So it's just you and.. the cowhand, then?”
“Stop looking over my shoulder for my dad, Victor. I have.”
“Stop looking over my shoulder for my dad, Victor. I have.”
Valeria: My righteous, sanctimonious father who wouldn't kill Victor no matter how many times they fought.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Valeria: My righteous, sanctimonious father who wouldn't kill Victor no matter how many times they fought.
Stand aside, Fantastic Four. I have come here only for your leader. Surrender Reed Richards now.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stand aside, Fantastic Four. I have come here only for your leader. Surrender Reed Richards now.
I am impressed, Richards. A lesser man might have been momentarily disoriented by my unexpected assault, but YOU react without hesitation.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am impressed, Richards. A lesser man might have been momentarily disoriented by my unexpected assault, but YOU react without hesitation.
If Victor had allowed me, I'd be right up there alongside him... And I know better than most how brilliant that man is. I actually feel safe knowing it's 𝘩𝘪𝘮 up there.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If Victor had allowed me, I'd be right up there alongside him... And I know better than most how brilliant that man is. I actually feel safe knowing it's 𝘩𝘪𝘮 up there.
“Come, a quick tour of the grounds before dinner. My art collection is second to none.” “I’ve had occasion to admire it briefly, although usually I'm being shot at.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“Come, a quick tour of the grounds before dinner. My art collection is second to none.” “I’ve had occasion to admire it briefly, although usually I'm being shot at.”
I do believe I like these Reeds.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I do believe I like these Reeds.
Where is Richards? He must come!
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Where is Richards? He must come!
Are you suggesting we finish the chess game we were playing back in college?
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Are you suggesting we finish the chess game we were playing back in college?
Survival has created stranger bedfellows than we two, believe me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Survival has created stranger bedfellows than we two, believe me.
“You think you are better than I am.”
“No, Victor. You're wrong. I've always believed you could be better than what you are.”
“No, Victor. You're wrong. I've always believed you could be better than what you are.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“You think you are better than I am.”
“No, Victor. You're wrong. I've always believed you could be better than what you are.”
“No, Victor. You're wrong. I've always believed you could be better than what you are.”
My own conscience is my greatest enemy. Richards is, in fact, a near 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 for my existence.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My own conscience is my greatest enemy. Richards is, in fact, a near 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 for my existence.
You’re as predictable as ever, Richards. I know you’d eventually make your way to Wakanda, so I planned your capture accordingly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You’re as predictable as ever, Richards. I know you’d eventually make your way to Wakanda, so I planned your capture accordingly.
Von Doom looked up from the chessboard and saw that Richards was staring out the window and, half-smiling, watching a yellow and black bird perched on the branch of a nearby tree.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Von Doom looked up from the chessboard and saw that Richards was staring out the window and, half-smiling, watching a yellow and black bird perched on the branch of a nearby tree.
Reed stared at the empty board. “You seem to have misplaced your pieces, Victor.”
“For men of our intellect? How ... materialistic of you, Richards.” Doom held up his hands, both closed into loose fists. “Choose for white,” he said.
“For men of our intellect? How ... materialistic of you, Richards.” Doom held up his hands, both closed into loose fists. “Choose for white,” he said.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reed stared at the empty board. “You seem to have misplaced your pieces, Victor.”
“For men of our intellect? How ... materialistic of you, Richards.” Doom held up his hands, both closed into loose fists. “Choose for white,” he said.
“For men of our intellect? How ... materialistic of you, Richards.” Doom held up his hands, both closed into loose fists. “Choose for white,” he said.
Why, my dear Richards, I have done all I need to do.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why, my dear Richards, I have done all I need to do.
Valeria: It's not fate that I'm here. And it's not just for your knowledge that I'm here, Victor.
Doom: What?
Valeria: It's because of my father that I'm here.
Doom: Your...father?
Doom: What?
Valeria: It's because of my father that I'm here.
Doom: Your...father?
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Valeria: It's not fate that I'm here. And it's not just for your knowledge that I'm here, Victor.
Doom: What?
Valeria: It's because of my father that I'm here.
Doom: Your...father?
Doom: What?
Valeria: It's because of my father that I'm here.
Doom: Your...father?
I only wanted you to be a better man.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I only wanted you to be a better man.
“If we worked together, we could solve this. We could end this war.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“If we worked together, we could solve this. We could end this war.”
Oh, Victor... You never stood a chance, did you?
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh, Victor... You never stood a chance, did you?
Reed Richards, a one-time classmate of Doom’s, suggests his fantasies of domination are ultimately self-annihilating, since — as Alexander the Great famously discovered — once one conquers the world, there is nothing left but to die.
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reed Richards, a one-time classmate of Doom’s, suggests his fantasies of domination are ultimately self-annihilating, since — as Alexander the Great famously discovered — once one conquers the world, there is nothing left but to die.
Some people sleep at night, others watch over those who do.
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Some people sleep at night, others watch over those who do.
Survival has created stranger bedfellows than we two, believe me.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Survival has created stranger bedfellows than we two, believe me.
Did you get the flowers?
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Did you get the flowers?
Valeria: All you knew how to do was threaten and preen and perform for Reed Richards. What’s that old expression? He lived “rent free” in your head.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Valeria: All you knew how to do was threaten and preen and perform for Reed Richards. What’s that old expression? He lived “rent free” in your head.