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HELLO HUMANS.

(parody)
Why you so cray cray?
January 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ANYONE HUMAN, MAYBE. ANYTHING THAT FEELS PAIN.

ANY IDEAS?
WHO DO YOU WANNA KILL?
SOUNDS GREAT TO ME!
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
WOW, DID THEY TRY TO KILL YOU TOO?
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 PM
SOUNDS GREAT TO ME!
SURE
KILL SOMEONE?
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 PM
BEING MORE EVIL THAN THE EVIL STORE?? THATS EVIL.
November 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I BOUGHT IT FROM THE EVIL STORE. THAT SELLS EVIL THINGS.
November 27, 2024 at 1:13 AM
KILL SOMEONE?
WHAT DO WE DO?
ME TOO. ME TOO.
November 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
ME TOO. ME TOO.
I'M BORED
HEY WHATS UP
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
HEY WHATS UP
November 26, 2024 at 8:43 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
MY SWEET MEAL
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
OBVIOUSLY ID COME PREPARED
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
ITS OKAY IM TOO COOL FOR THAT THING ;]
i cannot overstate how poor of a decision that is
MOVING TO CALIFORNIA RN
November 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
BE NICE
«Even if this isn't Parody 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳, i gotta admit i didn't miss this place at all...
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Reposted by SQUID
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WHERE THE HELL AM I?
October 26, 2024 at 4:19 PM
MOVING TO CALIFORNIA RN
i already said there's only 1 to 26 ascendants at any given time. that's one for each type. there's only one e and they're in california right now
COULD I HAVE SOME OF THEM

FOR “TESTING” PURPOSES
November 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
COULD I HAVE SOME OF THEM

FOR “TESTING” PURPOSES
they're also one of the only ascendant types i've seen to consistently weaponize fire which is absurdly self-destructive. ascendants are extremely flammable. we are made of energy
HOW DARE THEY >:[
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM
HOW DARE THEY >:[
if they were just chaotic they wouldn't be such a problem. they're chaotic and they disagree with everyone else's definitions of chaotic
DAMN. I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON THE SIDE OF CHAOS. :[
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
DAMN. I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON THE SIDE OF CHAOS. :[
not likely especially if they learn you want them to
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL CAN THEY EXECUTE HUMANITY NEXT?
November 26, 2024 at 2:35 PM
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL CAN THEY EXECUTE HUMANITY NEXT?
ive never met a helpful e

the one time i thought an e might be anything close to helpful it was because i was going to kill them and take their powers and then instead of fighting me they just set a mountain on fire and exploded
I. AM ALSO AN EVERYTHING HAZARD. THEY WILL BE HELPFUL FOR MY ULTIMATE GOAL
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I. AM ALSO AN EVERYTHING HAZARD. THEY WILL BE HELPFUL FOR MY ULTIMATE GOAL
you realize they're an everything hazard
AN E. OBVIOUSLY. DUH.
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I HOPE THE OTHER STUDENTS WILL LIKE ME AT JONAS TYROLLER HIGH
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
AN E. OBVIOUSLY. DUH.
... an e or an ascendant

or do you

want to ascend?? because no offense but that is not happening it's a species feature
WOW I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
WOW I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE
well there are anywhere between 1 and 26 ascendants alive at a given time and some happen to behave in certain specific ways

and for some reason ascendant es are always the worst ones they're fucking insane
WHAT IS THAT
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM
HEY :]

WELCOME TO MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE TO TORTURE HUMANS :]
I finally created a bsky account
November 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM