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excerpts from "thank you very much"
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
excerpts from "thank you very much"
what even was that that you were doing twin 😭
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
what even was that that you were doing twin 😭
rorschaches covering every single wall!
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
rorschaches covering every single wall!
you have to apply more product. to draw out the scent
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
you have to apply more product. to draw out the scent
reading you shou yan over the past few days and im extremely concerned over sibuxiang. hes been in the proverbial trenches for the past 300 chapters. all that stress cannot be good for him
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
reading you shou yan over the past few days and im extremely concerned over sibuxiang. hes been in the proverbial trenches for the past 300 chapters. all that stress cannot be good for him
the world has 33% more breadcrumbs in it today for some reason
April 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the world has 33% more breadcrumbs in it today for some reason
turns out my body has memorized the full duration and sound progression of the toilet flush in my bathroom. the flush stretched on for 2 seconds longer than usual + the sound was a bit more layered and my body was on full alert for the entire flushing process
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
turns out my body has memorized the full duration and sound progression of the toilet flush in my bathroom. the flush stretched on for 2 seconds longer than usual + the sound was a bit more layered and my body was on full alert for the entire flushing process
just listened to vance joy riptide for the first time in six years
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
just listened to vance joy riptide for the first time in six years
u kno i cant control myself when that Pixies is playin . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
u kno i cant control myself when that Pixies is playin . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
bram stoker's margaritaville
January 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
bram stoker's margaritaville
im making a pill that makes anyone immediately crave chow mein upon consumption even if they dont like it
January 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
im making a pill that makes anyone immediately crave chow mein upon consumption even if they dont like it
back2school but i aimt shoppin
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
back2school but i aimt shoppin
if the world was zombies id be witb chomps but then id survive and then cure the everybodues because i get zombies more
January 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
if the world was zombies id be witb chomps but then id survive and then cure the everybodues because i get zombies more
when i die i want my body to make more dirt in the ocean. let the little crustacean guys burrow into my soil. theyre funny and i like them
January 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
when i die i want my body to make more dirt in the ocean. let the little crustacean guys burrow into my soil. theyre funny and i like them
they call me landfills guy because i am often found in landfills
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
they call me landfills guy because i am often found in landfills
assembling a team to assist me in my quest to find the most sourest candy of all time ever in the whole wooorld
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
assembling a team to assist me in my quest to find the most sourest candy of all time ever in the whole wooorld
its punvh a sandbag hours!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
its punvh a sandbag hours!!!
go out there and puch a sandbag!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
go out there and puch a sandbag!!!!!
punch a sandbag!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
punch a sandbag!!!!
2025 we listening to scary music. 2026 we listening go happy go lucky music. 2027... who knows?
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2025 we listening to scary music. 2026 we listening go happy go lucky music. 2027... who knows?
pardon my crudishness but i believe the commoner's vulgar humor to be delightful! on a blue day notihng gets my heart out of the guter quite like a well deployed aside concering the nature "of the male penis"
January 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
pardon my crudishness but i believe the commoner's vulgar humor to be delightful! on a blue day notihng gets my heart out of the guter quite like a well deployed aside concering the nature "of the male penis"