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Would Dog-Frankenstein be building monsters in the basement? Would these monsters be like dogs too, or would the dog build a master with the intent that it would give him constant pets and attention?
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Would Dog-Frankenstein be building monsters in the basement? Would these monsters be like dogs too, or would the dog build a master with the intent that it would give him constant pets and attention?
Of course, southerners were all for counting non-citizen slaves in the census before the civil war.
August 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Of course, southerners were all for counting non-citizen slaves in the census before the civil war.
Hence all of the other voter suppression they're trying to do. They're scared.
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hence all of the other voter suppression they're trying to do. They're scared.
I'm an east coaster who has never heard of Dicks, so this was a very confusing post. "Is he talking about the sporting goods store? Or... something else..."
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm an east coaster who has never heard of Dicks, so this was a very confusing post. "Is he talking about the sporting goods store? Or... something else..."
Also don't look up the dude who played her dad on Seventh Heaven...
June 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Also don't look up the dude who played her dad on Seventh Heaven...
Oh man I still have my hardcover of ASW proudly displayed on my book shelf. Every now and then I'll send a comic to a new coworker.
Somehow that hasn't ruined *my* career...
Somehow that hasn't ruined *my* career...
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh man I still have my hardcover of ASW proudly displayed on my book shelf. Every now and then I'll send a comic to a new coworker.
Somehow that hasn't ruined *my* career...
Somehow that hasn't ruined *my* career...
The last line is a dead giveaway. They accidentally mixed you up with the band Madness. Easy mistake to make.
May 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The last line is a dead giveaway. They accidentally mixed you up with the band Madness. Easy mistake to make.
Thoughts and prayers.
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Thoughts and prayers.
Reaching way back here, but I always thought the dude from Earshot had a great voice. Maybe a bit Maynard-derivative, but since when is that a bad thing?
April 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reaching way back here, but I always thought the dude from Earshot had a great voice. Maybe a bit Maynard-derivative, but since when is that a bad thing?
Yeah, might be helpful for Mark to just put a happy or angry emoji at the beginning for us non-lawyers lol.
April 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, might be helpful for Mark to just put a happy or angry emoji at the beginning for us non-lawyers lol.
He'd be crippled and unable to play golf, and possibly have to eat his burgers through a straw. Honestly I'd probably be ok with that.
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He'd be crippled and unable to play golf, and possibly have to eat his burgers through a straw. Honestly I'd probably be ok with that.
It's a Philly thing.
April 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's a Philly thing.
So that's why he went all evangelical/right-wing!
April 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So that's why he went all evangelical/right-wing!
But how else are you gonna know what your wife's boyfriend is doing?
March 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
But how else are you gonna know what your wife's boyfriend is doing?
Kinda sucks that the Tea Party was more significant than Occupy Wall St.
March 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Kinda sucks that the Tea Party was more significant than Occupy Wall St.
I guess the Russians won't the bad guys anymore.
February 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I guess the Russians won't the bad guys anymore.
@altmadison.bsky.social and here I thought we were friends! I will never not crank it up and ball like a child when Sourgirl comes on.
February 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
@altmadison.bsky.social and here I thought we were friends! I will never not crank it up and ball like a child when Sourgirl comes on.
I mean, Hoboken is still pretty weird.
February 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I mean, Hoboken is still pretty weird.
Which of our two current presidents is he referring to? Not that it changes things.
February 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Which of our two current presidents is he referring to? Not that it changes things.
But Trump's agenda is not Project 2025! He said so himself while campaigning!
(That was sarcasm, for the record.)
(That was sarcasm, for the record.)
February 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
But Trump's agenda is not Project 2025! He said so himself while campaigning!
(That was sarcasm, for the record.)
(That was sarcasm, for the record.)
Those idiot kids couldn't hack multiple states' voting systems.
The Chinese or Russians though...
The Chinese or Russians though...
February 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Those idiot kids couldn't hack multiple states' voting systems.
The Chinese or Russians though...
The Chinese or Russians though...