What are they?

That amazing!

Will we see a DOJ vs DOGE showdown? "Brought to you by Brawndo™!"

If it were to hit the Earth, this red line shows the possible points of impact. Local evacuation may be viable in some scenarios. Deflection to shift the point of impact would be difficult and costly, and could become a real-world trolly problem. (Source via Scott Manley)

Clearest image taken... by humans

Exciting! Can we get any hints about it?

Once again, I'm reminded of this headline from the Shovel last year: "Albanese ‘Pretty Sure’ Opposition Not Controlling Agenda, but Will Check With Peter Dutton Before Confirming"

That was good

ChatGPT! OpenAI must be open source, right guys? I mean, it's in the name. Surely a multibillion-dollar company wouldn't misrepresent itself.

Horrific.

What troubling times.

While I'm not defending Elon, I should point out that kek is not just used by neo-Nazis. It started out meaning "lol", and for many online communities, it still retains this a similar meaning, usually leaning into meme culture absurdity. Elon's use does feel like dog-whistling.

That's exciting! Happy New Year!