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Nixie✨
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‘It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars’ ~ Richard Paul Evans.
Milk is the answer to stinging nettle stings or wearing proper gardening gloves 😂
May 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ok I did forget about Bluesky which is why I’ve not posted in ages 😂😱

Years ago I had a tamagotchi & it died so you can see why 😂
May 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Willow. Her ears are so big they get wet when she has a drink from her bowl 🤣
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lola is guarding the remote control 🤣
January 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Nixie✨
January 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Luna is on look out for Father Christmas’s arrival 🤣🙈
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
My neighbours got delivered my parcel by mistake yesterday, but it was no ordinary parcel, oh no, it looks exactly like a wrapped up narwhal tusk but longer 🤣🙈 like 15ft

Omfg my living willow dome is enormous & I have to build it somehow

What have I done 😂
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I did this - it’s not perfect but it deafens the sound of cloven hooves of the children trampling up & down them 😂

Green & pink is my favourite colour combination, still got some painting to finish, but not today
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I’m putting off replying to an email because this person has seriously fucked up & I’ll end up feeling sorry for them instead of seeking justice

Urgh
December 10, 2024 at 9:18 PM
@stephenunwin.bsky.social recognise this place 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
With ADHD, object permanence can extend to people (there’s prob a special name for it), but I can forget someone exists

I even forgot I had a brother. A security question on an account asked for my eldest sibling’s name & I totally forgot about him & kept putting my sister’s name 🤣🙈
December 7, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Word of warning make sure school is using the latest EHCP - this applies probably more particularly if you’ve had it updated with new reports in year 5 that all needs to be transferred to secondary school

You just couldn’t make this absolute shit show up
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM
I got up rushed around, took all the rubbish & recycling out to then discover it’s just Monday & collection days are Tuesday 🤣🙈
December 2, 2024 at 7:14 AM
You can tell my youngest son goes to a faith school because he said he had a dream about St Nicholas 🤣
a cartoon of santa claus carrying a bag of gifts
ALT: a cartoon of santa claus carrying a bag of gifts
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Roman Day at school today & my son looked very unroman with his white t shirt on, (it was a suggestion by school for us poor parents 🤣) whilst other parents had spent a small fortune at Amazon

These dress up days are a pain in the arse
November 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The tooth fairy was scared of the cats last night so had to make a day time collection 🤣🙈😱
November 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
This 👇🏻🙈
November 26, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Its a: I got a free accessory for my cargo bike but it was recalled & collected last week kind of day 🤣🙈
November 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
So many angry men in the allotment group on Facebook, I’m sure if I posed as a bloke I wouldn’t get so many shitty replies

I just asked if anyone had done any kind of cost analysis because I’m thinking of getting a poly tunnel but some are v expensive & I need to justify it to myself

Twats 🤣🙈
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It’s a bit windy out 🙈

Nice & warm though 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Ordering online:

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We’re confirming your order
We’re processing your order
Your order is ready for dispatch
Your order has been dispatched
Track your order
You’ve received your order
What do you think of your order
Order more shit?

Oh just fuck off ffs
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
The postman turned up in shorts & I had to ask him if he was cold or mad 🤣

He said if they don’t wear shorts they get the piss taken out of them by the other posties, but internally he was freezing 🤣

Fuck that I’d be wearing my thermals & not caring about what others said 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 12:03 PM
It’s just staggering to think that water companies pay bonuses at all

Not withstanding the environmental damage they’re getting away with

‘The Lorax’ (Dr Seuss) is where we are heading
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM
One thing I’ve noticed a lot is that people who have trauma for whatever reason, & are trying to heal, really appreciate the beauty in nature

It’s a way of healing your inner child

Here’s part of a video I did earlier this year, I waited patiently
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Hands up if you hate the argument that if you let a kid with hypermobility/fine motor skills problems use a keyboard it will somehow be detrimental to them

Like my kids, I was always told off for not writing enough, called lazy, but it hurts to physically write
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 AM