Doofus Maximus
@doofusmaximus.bsky.social
Certified gay liberal weirdo. Eats junk, vibes to music, and screams at horror movies. Pro-equality, anti-salad. Here for laughs, chaos, and the spooky aesthetic.
I’m surprised you didn’t kill him yourself you couch fucking curse.
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m surprised you didn’t kill him yourself you couch fucking curse.
True. But AI can create some truly glorious images.
July 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
True. But AI can create some truly glorious images.
Speaking of freaky…
July 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Speaking of freaky…
Gripping news. Any hoo…back to EPSTEIN!
July 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gripping news. Any hoo…back to EPSTEIN!
Darn! Any hoo…EPSTEIN!
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Darn! Any hoo…EPSTEIN!
The only people who want to talk about Epstein less than Trump is CNN.
July 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The only people who want to talk about Epstein less than Trump is CNN.
Fascinating! Any hoo….EPSTEIN!
July 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fascinating! Any hoo….EPSTEIN!
Speaking of pulling out…
July 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Speaking of pulling out…
Interesting. Now back to Epstein!
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Interesting. Now back to Epstein!
The FBI Files are nothing more than a distraction from the fact that…
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The FBI Files are nothing more than a distraction from the fact that…
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Vance is too busy fucking couches
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Vance is too busy fucking couches
Go fuck yourself, couch fucker.
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Go fuck yourself, couch fucker.
You’re going to fuck some more couches?
July 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You’re going to fuck some more couches?
MAGA after a hurricane hits Alligator Auschwitz…
July 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
MAGA after a hurricane hits Alligator Auschwitz…