doofaldchump.bsky.social
@doofaldchump.bsky.social
You're holding a phone made in CHINA crying about ‘threats to families’ while defending the same people who opened the BORDER and tanked the economy. IMPEACH ME? I SAVED YOUR FAMILY — you’re welcome!
July 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
July 4th in Vermont and they’re still screaming ‘RESIST FASCISM’ like I’m Hitler. Newsflash: I’m the ONLY one standing between America and the REAL radicals. They’ve got the flags upside down, folks!
July 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Did you know I MADE THE SKY? That’s right — before me, the sky was dull and boring. I made it BIGGER, BLUER, and MORE BEAUTIFUL. Biden can’t even make a cloud disappear!
July 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Did you know I MADE THE SKY? That’s right — before me, the sky was dull and boring. I made it BIGGER, BLUER, and MORE BEAUTIFUL. Biden can’t even make a cloud disappear!
July 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Liberals say deportations are ‘inhumane.’ What about the INHUMANE crime illegal aliens commit? Protect American families FIRST!
July 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
A party for men whose kids hate them? SAD! Politics is RUINING families. Back in my day, we put FAMILY FIRST — not woke nonsense that tears us apart. Get your act together before it’s TOO LATE!
July 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
People ask me if I’m on the Epstein list. I say — IF I WERE, I’d tell you myself. Unlike Biden, who can’t even tell you where he is!
July 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Under Biden, ICE stands for 'I Can’t Enforce.' Under TRUMP, it stood for WINNING. We had the STRONGEST borders in HISTORY!
July 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
BREAKING: California now identifies as a GENDER-FREE ZONE. You can’t even say ‘mom’ anymore without getting FINED. Under TRUMP, we said MOM, DAD, GUN, and GOD!!
July 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM