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WEE DWOLF
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hey what's up I THINK DOGS SHOULD HAVE GUNS!
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I've always been super basic, running Winamp Modern for however many years
May 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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a github commit that simply reads "Chili dog district implemented"
May 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I would also like to submit TerminalMontage's Sonic to the pantheon. He's my favorite Sonic of them all
a tiny, crudely-drawn vector-art chaos gremlin version of Sonic the Hedgehog
May 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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they should add this Sonic to the pantheon with OG, Modern, Movie, Ugly, SatAM, and all the others
A cover of the first issue of something called Sonic Live! by Archie comics. The exclamation point is part of the title. Two children are standing in front of a TV and while you can't see their faces, their body language seems to be that of mild shock. A very poorly drawn Sonic is emerging from the TV set. He is almost all the way through, only his feet have yet to emerge. Lightning is shooting from the TV where he's crossing through. Due to the poor drawing, Sonic is a bit wall-eyed and his head is misshapen. He looks like he might be grabbing one child with his left hand, and with his right he is either waving at the other child or preparing to grab her as well. An arrow points at Mutant Sonic and says: It's so real you'll think you're part of the adventure! with three exclamation points, and then in all caps: the last game cartridge hero!
May 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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@xkcd.com what would happen if i took the entire 35 pound 90 gram THC gummy worm as a suppository
A pair of hands holding a ludicrously gigantic gummy worm. It is about 4 feet long and so big around the hands do not completely close around it. It is 1/3 red and 2/3 blue, and heavily ribbed/segmented. Large font ad copy reads: 35 pound party sized THC infused 90,000 milligrams of THC
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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"i actually have patience and care for all people" oh word
Screenshot of a dev 2024 post that said "you're a riot. Fucking closet case fag."
March 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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ah yes, the two genders
Radio buttons to choose between "metric" and "customary"
March 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Like sitting backwards or like this but on a toilet
An Extra Fabulous Comics strip. Panel 1: a man with no pants squats in a room over a pile of shit and is saying "gnipoop" which is pooping backwards. A second man enters the room with a nonplussed expression. Panel 2: the second man holds his head and screams "what the fuck are you doing in my house?!" Panel 3: the poop gets sucked from the floor into the first man's buttocks with an audible "thoomp" Panel 4: the second man is beside himself and screaming incoherently
March 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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A picture of former governor of New York Andrew Cuomo's nipple piercings clearly visitable through a thin white polo shirt he wore to some press event
March 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Dream big
A screenshot of wolfram alpha showing a calculation of OP's tall woman's height from feet to light years and miles. OP's dream woman is 3 times 10 to the power of 90 light years tall.
February 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Patton Oswalt is an expert at managing public image and what he says to who and when

Did you know he's a friend of famous white supremacist Nick Bougas, aka A. Wyatt Mann, the cartoonist responsible for some of the most famous and widely used white supremacist racist caricatures and memes today?
A younger Patton Oswalt raising crossed butter knives in the air with notorious white supremacists Nick Bougas and Jim Goad Patton Oswalt and notorious white supremacist Nick Bougas posing for a friendly photo where they're both holding the same copy of Jerry Lewis' book "Being a Person"
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I love cultural exchange
A screenshot from Rednote, also known as Xiaohongshu (shao hong shu, in case screen readers have trouble with that) The top comment is a picture of a cat wearing an FBI hat and pointing at the viewer, accompanied by the post "Open the door! I want to suck your cat" The rest of the comments are people reacting to the poor translation and trying to figure it out. One helpful person says "it means they are such a cat-aholic, they want to rub the cat's face and kiss them or something like that"
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Unfortunately I cannot go back to doublecheck who else is on the list because I am blocked now.

My money is that Doug is either a transphobe themselves or otherwise making a "users who annoyed me" list and naming it something extreme
Attempted screenshot of the list, but it says "Creator has been blocked - either the creator of this list has blocked you or you have blocked the creator."
January 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Just posting a quick heads up about a sus account, this dumb fuck --> bsky.app/profile/drew...

This poster is adding people to a "Confirmed Transphobes" list. The "confirmed" is an obvious lie if they added me, so I asked why I was on the list and caught a block in response.

Another sus user/list!
A screenshot of the profile page for drewc.bsky.social. They are blocking me. Their current display name is "Doug Jones as Mr. Lizard" A screenshot of the "Confirmed Transphobes" list run by drewc.bsky.social A chat window with drewc.bsky.social. I ask "Why am I on the Confirmed Transphobes list?" with a link to the list. This is the only message.
January 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The things I have to do because nobody rips sprite sheets to usable grids
A screenshot of Gimp, also known as the GNU Image Manipulation Program. I am editing a large sprite sheet, about eighteen hundred pixels wide and seven thousand long. The sprite sheet is Android 18's from the game Dragonball Z Extreme Butoden. All of the ripped sprites are irregularly sized between animations. Sprites of the same animation, i.e. in the same row, will have the same dimensions, but every row is differently sized and not aligned vertically at all. There is a text layer object above the sprite sheet where I am noting the dimensions of each row's frame sets. Just in the visible segment alone, of the frames I measured when this was taken, there are 9 rows of animations with 8 unique dimensions. This means that to use these animations for a game sprite, I will need to measure them all, figure out a grid to align them all on, and THEN figure out the sprite alignments between animations of different dimensions.
December 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Seems to me like their original point was that the non pharma treatments work, but not in the ways that our capitalist society defines as "working," ie making us "productive" employees. Nothing to do with the subsequent slapfight
Aaron Bossig's post: The issue, IMO, js that yes, non-pharmaceutical treatments are better in the long term, but tend to be incompatible with being a "productive" member of the workforce as we've currently defined it
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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TIL about cumtrapz
A page with the definition of cumtrapz (pronounced "come traps" in case screen readers can't read it well) Short for "Cumulative trapezoidal numerical integration" The page provides the syntax for use in Matlab applications, and then a lengthy description. The first description section reads: "Q equals cumtrapz of Y computes the approximate cumulative integral of Y via the trapezoidal method with unit spacing. The size of Y determines the dimension to integrate along." And then a bunch more nerd shit. Nothing about cum at all!
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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Lol look how this globe labels Alaska
The state of Alaska, but it doesn't say Alaska anywhere on it (the rest of the states are identified). Instead it says AMERICA in big block letters.
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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story of my fuckin life rn
message from a friend telling me "That works in Python but not here"
November 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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A selfie of an emo kid with swept black hair covering one eye, wearing a black shirt, making a sinister claw grip with one hand. A speech bubble points up at the OP
November 9, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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lol perfect
An edit of the popular Natalie Wynn/Contrapoints meme, two screenshots from one of her videos. The edited version says: "They don't want victory, they don't want votes. They want to endlessly critique voters." For context, the original unedited version said "They don't want power, they want to endlessly critique power."
November 7, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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I know if this happened to me I'd send mixed messages because I'd absolutely lmao while trying to tell my kid that's inappropriate and she shouldn't use those words
A screenshot of the beginning of an article. It reads, "My 12 year old son indulges in a lot of unpleasant behaviors. During Fortnite mania a couple years ago, for example, he said my wife and I were, quote, 'fucking him in the ass,' because we made him stop playing to go to his cello recital. He negotiates relentlessly, often" The screenshot ends here.
November 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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absolutely not
A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 1 of 2. It begins with a screenshot of a CNN article with the headline "Harris campaign ads amplify different parts of her message on Gaza and Israel in Michigan and Pennsylvania." The text itself reads, "Name blacked out, make sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting" The screenshot ends here, and the text is continued in the next screenshot. A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 2 of 2. The text reads, "...sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting ads about where she stands on Israel. It is just what she has to do to be able to win. I am reaching out to make sure that you know Kamala will always stand with Israel. She can still count on your support, right? Reply Stop to end our conversation."
November 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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No.
A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 1 of 2. It begins with a screenshot of a CNN article with the headline "Harris campaign ads amplify different parts of her message on Gaza and Israel in Michigan and Pennsylvania." The text itself reads, "Name blacked out, make sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting" The screenshot ends here, and the text is continued in the next screenshot. A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 2 of 2. The text reads, "...sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting ads about where she stands on Israel. It is just what she has to do to be able to win. I am reaching out to make sure that you know Kamala will always stand with Israel. She can still count on your support, right? Reply Stop to end our conversation."
November 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Cookie Monster, Ernie, Bert, Grover, and Elmo are looking at you, the viewer, with malevolently arched eyebrows edited in. Grover is smoking a cigarette, Bert has a beer, and Ernie has a knife. The text says "Yeah we nutting this month. Keep scrolling."
November 1, 2024 at 5:42 PM