Yeesh, they microwaved the evil little salt shakers.

Schrodinger's Realistic Cat:
Once the cat is in the box it exists in a state of "I can leave when I want to" and "I live here forever" at the same time.

... why are those shirts stained and why are you BURNING them?
What did you do, Michael?

Even when nothing is set on fire or explodes some bullshit STILL happens at these things. Gender reveals are cursed, people.

Literally never heard her say "I sure am happy I'm in public! My, what a beautiful FULL moon!"

Ooh, on my list now.

True, but illiteracy isn't exactly uncommon among that crowd.

I can't believe he'd openly assault Santa AND used photoshop to make it look like he had supporters!

Children these days can't take their eyes off their phones even during the holidays, now can they?

Yooooo... now ya got me hooked.

Appreciate the fact you're dating an optimist, Michael.

They ALL float....

But in all seriousness, it KINDA did. If you just had the hull without the cabin, masts, or sails, it would sink slow enough to be mistaken for floating.
BUT! But but BUTT!
That means you can MAKE it float with just a few minor modifications!~

There's the payoff money, the travel expenses, and of course the actual fee with people like Epstein. And that's just the "direct" kinds.

Meanwhile, I've lost count of how many trans people are asking for donations just to have a roof over their heads.

Name one trans person with the expendable income needed to even consider such a thing.
The thing no one considers is that pedophilia is EXPENSIVE.