Helen Lister
@doodleflapper.bsky.social
Lefty Remainer. Books; Cats; The Archers; Gardening and the Great Outdoors.
Nothing to see here…
Only the UK deputy PM’s newest best buddy (who happens to be vice president of the United States) declaring he doesn’t “give a shit” about murder he endorses of civilians being Actual War Crimes…
Only the UK deputy PM’s newest best buddy (who happens to be vice president of the United States) declaring he doesn’t “give a shit” about murder he endorses of civilians being Actual War Crimes…
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Nothing to see here…
Only the UK deputy PM’s newest best buddy (who happens to be vice president of the United States) declaring he doesn’t “give a shit” about murder he endorses of civilians being Actual War Crimes…
Only the UK deputy PM’s newest best buddy (who happens to be vice president of the United States) declaring he doesn’t “give a shit” about murder he endorses of civilians being Actual War Crimes…
Someone needs to change the passwords at The White House and keep them from the president…
May 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Someone needs to change the passwords at The White House and keep them from the president…
It’s almost Spring…
If you start gardening naked in your back garden, your neighbours will put up a free fence for you.
(Follow me for more gardening and money saving tips.)
If you start gardening naked in your back garden, your neighbours will put up a free fence for you.
(Follow me for more gardening and money saving tips.)
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s almost Spring…
If you start gardening naked in your back garden, your neighbours will put up a free fence for you.
(Follow me for more gardening and money saving tips.)
If you start gardening naked in your back garden, your neighbours will put up a free fence for you.
(Follow me for more gardening and money saving tips.)
Cat Haiku:
International
Women's Day, you say...? Not here...
I rule in this house.
#Caturday #InternationalWomensDay
International
Women's Day, you say...? Not here...
I rule in this house.
#Caturday #InternationalWomensDay
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cat Haiku:
International
Women's Day, you say...? Not here...
I rule in this house.
#Caturday #InternationalWomensDay
International
Women's Day, you say...? Not here...
I rule in this house.
#Caturday #InternationalWomensDay
Cat Haiku:
Strewth! My poor head! I
fear I may have overdone
the catnip again.
😻
Strewth! My poor head! I
fear I may have overdone
the catnip again.
😻
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cat Haiku:
Strewth! My poor head! I
fear I may have overdone
the catnip again.
😻
Strewth! My poor head! I
fear I may have overdone
the catnip again.
😻
Cat Haiku:
Feeling so, so good!
Perhaps that vet isn't such
A twit after all.
Feeling so, so good!
Perhaps that vet isn't such
A twit after all.
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Cat Haiku:
Feeling so, so good!
Perhaps that vet isn't such
A twit after all.
Feeling so, so good!
Perhaps that vet isn't such
A twit after all.
Cat Haiku:
Expensive Waitrose
prawns are fine; identical
Aldi prawns are not.
Expensive Waitrose
prawns are fine; identical
Aldi prawns are not.
February 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Cat Haiku:
Expensive Waitrose
prawns are fine; identical
Aldi prawns are not.
Expensive Waitrose
prawns are fine; identical
Aldi prawns are not.
This Wes Streeting…?
Like his boss, Streeting will always shamelessly do whatever is politically expedient in the furtherance and pursuit of his own vain, self-interested, personal ambition.
He, like Starmer, hasn’t a community-minded, public-service bone in his body.
Like his boss, Streeting will always shamelessly do whatever is politically expedient in the furtherance and pursuit of his own vain, self-interested, personal ambition.
He, like Starmer, hasn’t a community-minded, public-service bone in his body.
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This Wes Streeting…?
Like his boss, Streeting will always shamelessly do whatever is politically expedient in the furtherance and pursuit of his own vain, self-interested, personal ambition.
He, like Starmer, hasn’t a community-minded, public-service bone in his body.
Like his boss, Streeting will always shamelessly do whatever is politically expedient in the furtherance and pursuit of his own vain, self-interested, personal ambition.
He, like Starmer, hasn’t a community-minded, public-service bone in his body.
Dim Kitten starting 2025 as he means to go on… 😻
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dim Kitten starting 2025 as he means to go on… 😻
Yeah... they lied their socks off, never expecting to be held accountable; it was clear from their faces the morning after that they hadn't in a million years expected to win.
December 4, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Yeah... they lied their socks off, never expecting to be held accountable; it was clear from their faces the morning after that they hadn't in a million years expected to win.
Because sometimes, only a dinosaur dressed as Santa, carrying a bauble and wearing a sporran, will do.
#AdventSunday
#AdventSunday
December 3, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Because sometimes, only a dinosaur dressed as Santa, carrying a bauble and wearing a sporran, will do.
#AdventSunday
#AdventSunday
See also: Dim Kitten who disappears under his blankie when feeling overwhelmed or distressed...
October 20, 2023 at 7:37 PM
See also: Dim Kitten who disappears under his blankie when feeling overwhelmed or distressed...
Still can’t get over the fact that they’ve revealed this whilst holding their party conference in Manchester in an old railway station that was refurbed with EU funding!
October 4, 2023 at 7:57 AM
Still can’t get over the fact that they’ve revealed this whilst holding their party conference in Manchester in an old railway station that was refurbed with EU funding!
Michael Gove, CPC2023
October 4, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Michael Gove, CPC2023
I like to imagine this mural depicts Suella Braverman being thrown out of office.
September 26, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I like to imagine this mural depicts Suella Braverman being thrown out of office.
And this is Mister Oscar; he crossed the rainbow bridge in 2018, aged 21. He was a very special boy — still miss him every day.
September 23, 2023 at 7:53 AM
And this is Mister Oscar; he crossed the rainbow bridge in 2018, aged 21. He was a very special boy — still miss him every day.
She’s lovely!
This is Dim Kitten — Happy #Caturday! 😻
This is Dim Kitten — Happy #Caturday! 😻
September 23, 2023 at 7:46 AM
She’s lovely!
This is Dim Kitten — Happy #Caturday! 😻
This is Dim Kitten — Happy #Caturday! 😻