"Proshipper means problematic shipper!"
"You're just like your abuser!"
"If you like this fictional character, you're a pedo!"
"Something something jaws effect, slenderman stabbing."
"You can't criticize this because you're a proshipper!"

Antishipper: *laughs*

Antishipper: “is that all you got proshitter?”

Proshipper: “nah, antisharter that’s just the tip of this iceberg.”

Proshipper pulls out documented evidence that taboo fantasies can be healthy

Proshipper: “READ! ANTIPISSER READ!”

Antishipper: yells