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The Donut Lord
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Luv me dog, love me donuts, 'ate fascists, simple as.

Conservativism is a cancer.

Every rightie accusation is a confession.

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Epulentur leopardi, "let the leopards feast"

Proud threat to the postlib hive mind cult.
We should be able to sue every politician who proposes these rate cuts. Like sue them personally in a class action lawsuit
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seems like a 100% success rate
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Allergic to accountability
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Embarrassed Niko Niko2 GIF
ALT: Embarrassed Niko Niko2 GIF
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Listing price: $300,000
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
They are gambling, period.

The fact that they're packaged through "event option contracts" skirts the letter of the law but doesn't change that very simple fact that you are placing money on the outcome of an event.
September 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
He sounds like a wind sock whipping around in a strong wind lol
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You want us to get you a pet? You could just go to your local humane society
September 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The spelling and grammar are exactly how I would expect
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Schumer is very busy clutching his pearls about decorum in the budget debate. Much too busy to prevent actual Nazis from illegally attacking his party.

He needs to be replaced immediately. He needed to be replaced and put in a home when he rolled over in the spring, and this is why.
September 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
He needs a 5150. Forever. Spoiled manbaby ever since his first public appearance, crying that janitors wouldn't pick up his trash for him because he was too fat and lazy to do it. He was already balding, and was pissy about it.
September 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Are those groups here in the room with us right now Katie?
September 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok it was pretty good 🤣
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He's still shocked at what a pick me he is
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sorry I meant to say "shot at" 🤦‍♂️ my bad
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM