Donut Jerry
@donutjerry.bsky.social
Oh, uh... s-sure, yeah. *farts loudly*
... Sorry, I ate a lot of cheese today. *stomach gurgles* I'm lactose intolerant...
Uggghhh... *fully shits pants* I HAVE TO LEAVE. (flirting)
... Sorry, I ate a lot of cheese today. *stomach gurgles* I'm lactose intolerant...
Uggghhh... *fully shits pants* I HAVE TO LEAVE. (flirting)
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh, uh... s-sure, yeah. *farts loudly*
... Sorry, I ate a lot of cheese today. *stomach gurgles* I'm lactose intolerant...
Uggghhh... *fully shits pants* I HAVE TO LEAVE. (flirting)
... Sorry, I ate a lot of cheese today. *stomach gurgles* I'm lactose intolerant...
Uggghhh... *fully shits pants* I HAVE TO LEAVE. (flirting)
The plight of a necromancer.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The plight of a necromancer.
Taxi driver says "I gotchu," and then plays this bad boy on repeat through the car speakers:
youtu.be/8h-sA0iatFE
youtu.be/8h-sA0iatFE
This is how a snake (python) defecate / poop/ shit
YouTube video by Tsc Viral
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Taxi driver says "I gotchu," and then plays this bad boy on repeat through the car speakers:
youtu.be/8h-sA0iatFE
youtu.be/8h-sA0iatFE
I hate being Home Alone 2.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I hate being Home Alone 2.
Here, I'll even write the text-description for the image so Gianmarco doesn't have to bother:
A fully nude and caked-up comedian looks longingly at a map of NYC with tearful eyes. He is sat fully-contorted on a bar stool. The melancholy mood of the shot is contrasted by his fully erect member.
A fully nude and caked-up comedian looks longingly at a map of NYC with tearful eyes. He is sat fully-contorted on a bar stool. The melancholy mood of the shot is contrasted by his fully erect member.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Here, I'll even write the text-description for the image so Gianmarco doesn't have to bother:
A fully nude and caked-up comedian looks longingly at a map of NYC with tearful eyes. He is sat fully-contorted on a bar stool. The melancholy mood of the shot is contrasted by his fully erect member.
A fully nude and caked-up comedian looks longingly at a map of NYC with tearful eyes. He is sat fully-contorted on a bar stool. The melancholy mood of the shot is contrasted by his fully erect member.
Ironic, considering Lovecraft was a racist and Hubbard was a black man.
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ironic, considering Lovecraft was a racist and Hubbard was a black man.
Bruh, clean your mirror.
September 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bruh, clean your mirror.
Gonna buttchug some absinthe, slather myself up in Hidden Valley ranch dressing, and parkour through an abandoned industrial park.
September 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gonna buttchug some absinthe, slather myself up in Hidden Valley ranch dressing, and parkour through an abandoned industrial park.
That's Nate Sigma: poker legend, pundit-extraordinaire, expert immunologist, and the most enlightened centrist to ever grace the Earth. The man who you, G Idiot Moron, so callously and shamelessly stole his job and his pet (release Fivey!). How dare you besmirch his good name with your Blueskyism!
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That's Nate Sigma: poker legend, pundit-extraordinaire, expert immunologist, and the most enlightened centrist to ever grace the Earth. The man who you, G Idiot Moron, so callously and shamelessly stole his job and his pet (release Fivey!). How dare you besmirch his good name with your Blueskyism!
Underrated Star Wars movie.
September 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Underrated Star Wars movie.
And they got to play their favorite game, UCH, to do so!
August 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
And they got to play their favorite game, UCH, to do so!
It must be from all the sweating she does in exercise class. 👀
August 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It must be from all the sweating she does in exercise class. 👀
From my own experience, you're absolutely correct.
June 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
From my own experience, you're absolutely correct.
The answer is simple. Draw a pin-up Wario with a giant dumper.
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The answer is simple. Draw a pin-up Wario with a giant dumper.
The same billionaires who bribed politicians to underfund and understaff the IRS for decades so that they wouldn't have the resources to go after their tax avoidance
Are the same unelected billionaires raiding government offices and harvesting Social Security numbers of private citizens.
Are the same unelected billionaires raiding government offices and harvesting Social Security numbers of private citizens.
February 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The same billionaires who bribed politicians to underfund and understaff the IRS for decades so that they wouldn't have the resources to go after their tax avoidance
Are the same unelected billionaires raiding government offices and harvesting Social Security numbers of private citizens.
Are the same unelected billionaires raiding government offices and harvesting Social Security numbers of private citizens.
Weebs want me.
Water-types fear me.
Water-types fear me.
January 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Weebs want me.
Water-types fear me.
Water-types fear me.
"Why she keep talk?"
December 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
"Why she keep talk?"