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- Doctor
Remember when the head of FEMA showed up 2 weeks after this happened dressed like the monorail salesman from The Simpsons.
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
FEMA head knowing he’ll get rich even when children are the victims.
July 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So are we still doing the Alcatraz thing or was that just another dementia diarrhea of the mouth from dear leader that the sycophants had to debase themselves by supporting it?
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He wasn’t fired. We sent him to go live on a farm with a nice family. And no, you can’t visit him.
lmao -- Markwayne Mullin suggests Mark Waltz wasn't actually fired, but instead decided to leave his role as national security adviser to spend more time with his "new family."

(Even Jake Tapper is like, sure, dude.)
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Always remember that MAGA expects you to sacrifice your retirement and healthcare for the greater good but wasn’t willing to wear a mask for five minutes so grandma could go to the grocery store without dying.
April 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Pretty wild we don’t hear about Trump Derangement Syndrome anymore ever since that loser who introduced the bill classifying it as mental illness in Minnesota got arrested for inappropriately trying to meet a minor.
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
March 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM