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Anything but Twitter dawg
Do yall remember when Tucker Carlson was on Dancing with the Stars?
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love the way the pad crinkle
June 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Indiana Pacers really a team fulla lightskinned mfs
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Do little people use a PT cruiser as a hearse?
May 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I live in the city so when I get the chance to camp and take all my camping clothes to their natural environment I feel like a husky owner taking their dog to the snow
May 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Get Grayson Allen and Grady Dick as a back court together and nickname them “the cabinet”… them mfs look like they made Enron money
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The NBA‘s halftime show should be the home team having their two-way players shoot for guaranteed contracts from half court
May 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Grateful for Dave and his hot chicken
May 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sammy Virgi summer fr
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
All I’m thinking about is sprite + Powerade dude what the fuuuck
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How is making up good new NBA nicknames hard, I think people jump to overthinking it real quick. “The Halibut” for Tyrese Haliburton is right there!
March 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Who tf strippin for Ed Sheeran dawg
March 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don’t believe branches of military should be allowed to participate in college sports and should rather be in a league exclusive to where they play ball on aircraft carriers and such
March 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Just called a mosquito eater Donovan Clingan
March 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Howling at how the first duo in Celtics history to score 40+ in a game doesn’t include Jason Tatum
March 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tough month to be an Irish Muslim
March 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You battling for your life and she gon start snoring next to you 😖
February 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Finna die of stiiizy bag off gassing GAHDAMB
February 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
She’s having phenomena-induced coughing fits and I’m getting jiggy to Common next to her
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The futons is not that important today bro can you please leave my store
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
These old heads see the word “futon” and stare into my store having vivid flashbacks of when they used to he able to move around freely
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
What kinda drugs you think they be on when they create new Pokémon
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I love it when the coffee maker purr
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Gripping on her thighs while I watch science documentaries
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 AM