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donttiffmeoff.bsky.social
@donttiffmeoff.bsky.social
Currently making bad decisions
August 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fuck the guitarists. I want the piano man
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My favorite excuse this summer.. “I’m doing it for the plot “.
July 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Also, I’m gonna make a tik tok
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I just need a real club experience before the summers done
July 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Also it’s crazy how much I feel the need to be on the water yet my biggest fear is drowning
July 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Are people celebrating the Fourth of July this year????? What do I do
July 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m a beach girl through and through
June 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Esme is sick. Throwing up after meals. Car mom advice needed?
June 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Chopper is hating summer. He’s officially a winter baby
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This time on hinge. Everything feels like a red flag
June 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Last nights date was a total bust
June 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This guy I’m literally bout to meet hadddd to tell me he was coming from pickle ball so this was gonna be a casual date.. okaay didn’t ask. You are lucky if I even show up
June 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
But have you ever hated yourself so much that you take Zoloft, antibiotics and coffee on an empty stomach
May 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s more fun running with chopper cause we both struggle. And I wouldn’t want to struggle alone
May 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hate nurses week. It is such an embarrassment to the profession
May 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yuck. I’m developing a crush. Ew
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Haley’s comet should be visible tonight in the Midwest ✨🌙
May 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s an elite club
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m so ready to be a single girl this summer. Who is with me? Let’s form a club
May 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love being single
April 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The older I get, the more I just want a slow, soft life
April 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I really am a girl who would go back to the flip phone era in a heartbeat. I can’t keep up
March 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tara favorite comedy routine on this trip is impersonating Cacti
March 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is gonna be my hottest girl summer yet
March 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM