Xeon
dontsavemeplease.bsky.social
Xeon
@dontsavemeplease.bsky.social
he/him, bi, liminal lover.
I am simply a fading soul controlling a human puppet.
Maybe several souls young and old guiding the same creature across the land of flesh.
Have a lovely day my fellow creatures of bone and skin, or anything really.
>:3c
Note to self, don’t wear a carved pumpkin unless you want to be skull fucked by an Ender man with a 10inch dick.
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Surprised, no. Humbled, yes.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I listened to it, and, I have no idea how to be kind with this but I just want you to know, my ears are ringing and they won’t stop. Cute Title Tho <3
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
WHO the FUCK told her she wasn’t pretty?!

Imma hit over the head with a frying pan like Jerry hitting Tom.
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I may…
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why does she look like shed’s high off bath salts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me: “Sir I’m here to talk to you about our lord, satan.”

Him: …

Me: …

Me: “fuck it, I’m committing the fifth sin!”
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’m gonna be honest here. When I read that string of words in the title, I thought I was having a fucking stroke. >;3
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Does he have a fork up his ass? Why is he so damn stressed? It’s just a wet diaper and a collar.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you were a woman, not even ZUES would fuck you. >:3
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Btw I’ve got no clue what everyone’s names are, I love the comics, what if they did a little q+a for small topics like names and shit. Me and sheen are wondering.
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In the last panel Operator looks like they’re about dexter poison him.
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
GOOD GODS NO! NOT THE BALL GUILLOTINE!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They’re on a break, and you are interrupting them.
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy birthday my massively magical, magnificent mothermcfucking friend! Have the most lovely day with your friends and partner! >:3
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Run for the high ground. They can’t change your diaper if your on top of the fridge. >:3
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cat = scream absorber
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So in summary, if you don’t want to read the rest, you are not a tumor of lung cancer and kidney problems for the flesh and bone poet y’all command. You are a piece of the heart that pumps blood to run a persons body that you didn’t know you helped.
>:3c meow
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
But statistically, you have helped 1 person out of the 8 billon on the planet, 100 million in your country, 10 thousand in your city, or 1 thousand people who have taken their time to see what you have made.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You might not have known it at the time. But they did and since then they have been working to get past their issue. Whether that be smoking, drinking, pats trauma, fear, you helped them work past it. You may not think I’m right because you have convinced yourself that you are not worthy of life.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is to know that you are someone’s reason to fight. Fight what? Who knows it could be an evil corporation or god himself. What they are fighting doesn’t matter. You have helped at least one person in your life when they were in a time of need.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My good friend, I have learned something over my extensive time as an anxiety riddled, sadness encompassing, being on this earth. One of the best ways to handle your thoughts of self worth, a way to overcome your fears in your abilities and strengths.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My good insatiable friend, I will take what ever advice breathes itself into my ears or dances in my eyes. Thank you for your help my dyslexic being, or several occupying the same realm of flesh and bone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM