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dontpushthat.bsky.social
@dontpushthat.bsky.social
I'm an adult and can eat as much ice cream as I want. Go Bills.
Looking like you're about to say something that gets you ejected
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Same, played it on easy mode and was able to just blast my way out of stealth fuck ups
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Pretty solid K rate though
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Can we elect Jameis Winston to office and make him speaker?
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bag-holders, it looks like it's time to start talking yourself out of things
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Going hand over hand just to haul the spoon to your mouth like the kings of old
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's also funny that he doesn't really do any of the other things the ad attributes to him, aside from the space junk contribution
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"2-3 weeks" is a safe bet it's an "infrastructure week" or "concept of a Healthcare plan" that is never delivered
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
30% chance of a success on something the house will kill, if they allow a vote at all.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
One of the worst public transit interactions I had was someone who insisted on talking to me incessantly about the book I was reading. And I've been actually robbed on public transit.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Since he faced zero consequences we really just made everything worse and longer lasting
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM