I think I'm done. There's too many gays here.

Show me two more iconic women. I'll wait

I read this after smoking a cigarette and instantly died of cancer. So the joke is actually on me

Who's buying a Jaguar to show Cult 45 that they're not the only people who react to advertising?

A supposed ally just said "THE Ukraine"
Calling ICE and telling them he's MS13

My favorite is the Chinaman they allowed in because he's politically adjacent to them. Little do they know, he's just a member of the pro life movement to find a wife, because the single child policy decimated China's would-be female population.

Can we stop this anti-science rhetoric before I go on a long drive and smoke cigarettes, like a straight man?

Trump does not compute! Amirite?

This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.