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Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken)
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Just a Cow tryna go straight and get my calves back
I did not get off for Jewish holidays in Elementary or middle (Colorado). Could that be more common in certain places
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me: Recalling to my nieces what we used Tinder for when it first dropped.

Them:
a man in a striped tie is covering his nose with his hand
ALT: a man in a striped tie is covering his nose with his hand
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December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Black and white optional for some reason*
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The latter.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can think of a few guys already on the team that it'd be better to give that contract to tbf.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
These kids have hobbies and desires and almost all of them involve air in some form!
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ha yeah
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ha I bought a rechargeable one for camping (balls, bike tires, etc) that lives in my car now. I keep calling it the "best purchase Ive ever made"
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The third line.
a man in a basketball jersey is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a basketball jersey is looking at the camera .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Its kind of funny that she's 'Susan Collins'ing her own retirement
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM