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🏳️‍🌈 Kevin Christ 🏳️‍⚧️
@dontcounttheclocks.bsky.social
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he/him || local trans artist || Discord role-player || unhealthily obsessed with video-game plot breakdowns || 🩸wealth only trickles down when the wealthy are bleeding 🩸
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We have been ruined as a society of free thinkers.
A screenshot of YouTube recommended videos — zoomed in on a video of a hawk from the channel Ehootch, posted fifteen years ago. The title reads “Red Tailed Hawks of Utah” — bringing to mind the dreaded, cursed, god awful “hawk-tuah” meme infecting the global populace.
December 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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The French were onto something.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Pomegranate, reading “The modern French term for pomegranate, grenade, has given its name to the military grenade.” “Pomegranates were colloquially called wineapples or wine-apples in Ireland, although this term has fallen out of use. It still persists at the Moore Street open-air market, in central Dublin.”
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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I don’t know what social media she’s been on, but I’ve personally felt very societally united over this!
News notification from The Atlantic reads “The brazen murder of a CEO — and the cheering reaction to it — is a blaring warning that our societal bonds are coming apart, Adrienne LaFrance argues.”
December 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Appreciating the inclusivity in Reverse: 1999 right now — in a gaming space where so many gacha games appeal to hetero-white/Asian players, I very much enjoy casually seeing or hearing characters that are POC or LGBTQ+ so casually. Playable and NPCs.

Goddamn tempting sales tho.
Screenshot of dialog on a computer game screen - unknown character says “Oh, did I just mention the girls? Just in case, I need to add a few more, so get with the impossible girls, boys, elders, transgenders, cute radios, ass heads …”
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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It was just a Google search, but it came from this website - do tell me if it isn’t helpful after all, I’ll look harder then.
Screenshot reading “MUTE WORDS AND TAGS. Muting individual words or phrases can also help keep unwanted posts from spamming your feed-going to your moderation settings and adding words like "bitcoin" or "nft" to your muted words helps the bot/spam posts disappear from your feed.” Gives link to boringstorybook.com as the site it was taken from at the bottom.
December 6, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Still my favorite Snap.
A picture of a store shelf full of hand soap and sanitizer. Written on the shelf in marker are the words “salad dressing/condiments” — the SnapChat caption adds “maybe they should erase that”.
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Like what the fuck is this shit, goddamn, you really just made this up. Is this goddamn AI again.
Spotify Wrapped screenshot with text saying “October was your Otherkin Rhythm Games Indie Rock moment.” Smaller text underneath further reads “You were big on artists like Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Peter McPoland, and Dominic Fike.”
December 4, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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What is this supposed to mean — we aren’t even in Canada. What are they doing to Canada???
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Little rat queen keeping me company and feeding off of the sacred Ritz crackers~ ✨
Rat-looking Chinese Crested dog staring at the camera, smol blep in action.
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Have another piece of shit. (The pixelation is tasty to me.)
A heavily glitched and distorted image of a young man covered in blood, surrounded by scribbled, red eyes and a matching halo of crimson light. Their face is obscured by black hair, glasses, and glitchy coloration — their eyes are half shut, and they’re smirking slightly. Their skin is mottled, pale spots over a warm brown. They’ve eaten human flesh before.
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Something I drew for a stranger a while ago. I think this OC was named something like Salad Fork? I don’t recall anymore. Kinda like it, tho.
Digital drawing of a shirtless person with a heavily shadowed face, turned to the camera to show only a single eye. Their back and face are splattered with blood that matches the color of their hair and nosebleed. Everything is set in deep shadow, with an effect overtop like you’re watching a 3D movie without the glasses and your eyes hurt.
November 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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The low effort shit always seems to hit better than the polished stuff.
A sketchy drawing of a fantasy humanoid with mouse ears - they are awash in green, in front of a yellow and red background of glitched sunlight. A red stone is highlighted as a necklace, and the glasses they wear are splattered with matching red blood. Text above their head reads “it’s still you!” with the word “still” crossed out in red and replaced by an all-capitals “ALWAYS” just above it. The mood is uncomfortable, ominous.
November 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM