Elle
@dontcallmedaria.bsky.social
Perpetually curious former reporter. Fount of worthless knowledge. Bargain hunter. Southpaw. Property of an Old English sheepdog.
What’s the name of the church? I want to send a donation.
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
What’s the name of the church? I want to send a donation.
Oh yes. I’m sure they’re redacting lots and lots.
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Oh yes. I’m sure they’re redacting lots and lots.
Isn’t that his “good” hand? I thought the left hand was the one with the horrible bruising.
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Isn’t that his “good” hand? I thought the left hand was the one with the horrible bruising.
Exactly. CBS. WaPo. Maybe CNN if Skydance can buy Warner Bros with all the money in the world.
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Exactly. CBS. WaPo. Maybe CNN if Skydance can buy Warner Bros with all the money in the world.
Happily chuckling at Teen Vogue handing the baton to People
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Happily chuckling at Teen Vogue handing the baton to People
I couldn’t get past this description of FBI culture: “There were many agents who … had misgivings about how aggressively Jan. 6 was investigated.” WTF?
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I couldn’t get past this description of FBI culture: “There were many agents who … had misgivings about how aggressively Jan. 6 was investigated.” WTF?
ICE Negan likes to perform. Cringeworthy.
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
ICE Negan likes to perform. Cringeworthy.
omg I thought this was a joke.
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
omg I thought this was a joke.
This is a beautiful photo
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is a beautiful photo
Worst remake of Weekend at Bernie’s imaginable
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Worst remake of Weekend at Bernie’s imaginable
This is infuriating. Congratulations on your well earned achievement.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This is infuriating. Congratulations on your well earned achievement.
I’d like to introduce you to Ernest Turkleton III, esq.
Some people call him Turks.
Some people call him Turks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’d like to introduce you to Ernest Turkleton III, esq.
Some people call him Turks.
Some people call him Turks.
It’s also the least factual
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It’s also the least factual
These clowns. Just like when Chris Coons wanted to take his wife to a Valentine’s dinner so we couldn’t have an impeachment.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
These clowns. Just like when Chris Coons wanted to take his wife to a Valentine’s dinner so we couldn’t have an impeachment.
At his house, they literally were
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
At his house, they literally were
JFC this guy will find quite literally any situation to use a ridiculous billboard size check
September 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
JFC this guy will find quite literally any situation to use a ridiculous billboard size check
Ketchup on a post-it note
August 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ketchup on a post-it note
There’s no McDonald’s there
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There’s no McDonald’s there
Hi Darth, Turks is looking forward to a bonus walkie weekend.
March 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hi Darth, Turks is looking forward to a bonus walkie weekend.