if flirting with my mutuals on social media was an olympic sport i would have only gold

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Uncle Samuel Jackson #superbowl

sometimes i worry that i peaked in high school then i remember that my whole entire job is making jokes about spider-man on the internet, like i think im doing alright

really sad to see tiktok go mainly cause i had a whole heap of people just giving me fic recs like everyday, what am i supposed to do now?? find my fics on my own?! woe is me