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Kurt
@dontbesokurt.bsky.social
He/Him/His | husband to @mrstorm.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈👬 | occasional attorney | aspiring multi-hyphenate | lover of puppies, emojis, & margaritas 🐶🍹
📍Hudson Valley, NY
Hi, I got a haircut 💇‍♂️. Ok bye!!
March 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Did my good deed of clearing someone’s leftover mess so I think I deserve a lil treat from the grocery store this morning
March 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
43° and we are opening the windows to air the house out and people are grilling in their driveway. You would think it was summer already 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hear me out: mashup of GODDESS and Abracadabra
a woman says mama is on it in front of an orange background
ALT: a woman says mama is on it in front of an orange background
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February 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you don’t chronicle the haircut, did it even happen?!
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Spin class the day after leg day was a choice 😵
February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Last 2 days of Dryuary + airport lounge with free cocktails = a very unhappy Kurt 😫
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Amazin’ Day was…amazing! And thankful for the massive discount on postseason merch 🥰⚾️🧢🏟️
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I regret to inform you that I did not win Squid Games 😵
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s a sad day when you realize that you’ve forgotten a significant portion of the choreo from a show that you were in. RIP Good Morning Baltimore choreo 😵😭
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Going to the car wash and disassociating for a bit might be one of my new favorite activities 🫠
January 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It was touch and go there but we made it to Friday!!
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Haven’t had therapy in about a month and A LOT has occurred so he is in for quite the download session today 😵‍💫
January 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Proof that I do lawyer from time to time (and that it’s cold AF) ✌️🥶
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A bit late but 85+ hours later and we are done!! Also Daddy Louis can get it 😮‍💨
January 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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New year, new gym goers. Here's some tips that helped me along the way and might help you! A 🧵 -
January 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A couple last ones for the road 💪 See ya next year 😘
December 31, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Battling Sunday Scaries with Sunday Spin 🚴‍♂️
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 PM
The emotional roller coaster of making risotto and ping ponging between “there’s not enough liquid” to “there’s too much liquid” has never lessened the amount of times that I have made this and yet it is always delicious 🤦‍♂️
December 27, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year
I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year
I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year
December 27, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Happy Christmukkah from me and Nestle 😘🎄🕎
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I think I have determined that RPGs pair very well with IPAs for me 🥰🍻🎮
December 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Not only am I working on Christmas Eve, but I also need to do my overdue Workplace Harassment and Cybersecurity training 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Wish me luck!
December 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I was today years old when I learned that you cannot purchase beer from a gas station before 8:00 am 😡
December 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM