Don't Listen to Me
@dont-readme.bsky.social
There's a lot of ways this can be interpreted
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There's a lot of ways this can be interpreted
Too late for either
March 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Too late for either
Being an asshole is free too.
December 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Being an asshole is free too.
Nobody expects them to be feeling down
December 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Nobody expects them to be feeling down
"Caesar's Delight"
So it tastes like Cleopatra?
So it tastes like Cleopatra?
December 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
"Caesar's Delight"
So it tastes like Cleopatra?
So it tastes like Cleopatra?
Just give them the goat too while you're at it
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Just give them the goat too while you're at it
What if I think about being a sheep?
Seems so simple, and warm.
Baaa
Seems so simple, and warm.
Baaa
December 11, 2024 at 6:03 PM
What if I think about being a sheep?
Seems so simple, and warm.
Baaa
Seems so simple, and warm.
Baaa
Fuck I meant "Qat"
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Fuck I meant "Qat"
Same reason you cut grapes in half for human kids, they can only think "whole food in mouth at once"
December 11, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Same reason you cut grapes in half for human kids, they can only think "whole food in mouth at once"
"Fiction" is a genre
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
"Fiction" is a genre
Next Little Caesar's ad:
"Come and get it, we put that shit on the line, everybody wants a piece"
"Come and get it, we put that shit on the line, everybody wants a piece"
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Next Little Caesar's ad:
"Come and get it, we put that shit on the line, everybody wants a piece"
"Come and get it, we put that shit on the line, everybody wants a piece"
"decency"
We can prove you wrong tho
We can prove you wrong tho
December 3, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"decency"
We can prove you wrong tho
We can prove you wrong tho
That one dog is way bigger, the others didn't stand a chance.
December 3, 2024 at 10:46 PM
That one dog is way bigger, the others didn't stand a chance.
I do not got trees like that. Wish I did.
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I do not got trees like that. Wish I did.
Every action has an equal but opposite reaction
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Every action has an equal but opposite reaction
Happy Thanksgiving Witchman
November 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Witchman
Start gargling with gravel until your voice sounds like your uvula is trying to escape.
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Start gargling with gravel until your voice sounds like your uvula is trying to escape.