The top two are definitely the coolest forms to be.

Pretty, tasty, golden honey, and then we'd put you in a jar and place you on the window sill overlooking some beautiful scenery.

The idea that he's going to fail the course he's on for being a no show, and these two would be like "Eh, there's always next year for him." Even though he hasn't even left the college grounds. XP

I've never heard of this?

I'm sure he'd enjoy that, too.

Hahah! Poor guy. You're not the only one to be reminded of food.