Don Perrien
@donperrien.bsky.social
Atlanta sports fan, NC Dinos fan and someone who appreciates the arts! I play Magic, way too many video games, and not near enough softball. I also spend way too much time on Fantasy Football ...
We're going to need to use some AI help to produce the adequate amount of sad duck images.
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
We're going to need to use some AI help to produce the adequate amount of sad duck images.
I found the saddest duck pic.
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I found the saddest duck pic.
We may need to Google "Sad Oregon Duck Mascot" more often than I would like, and it's just one play in ...
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
We may need to Google "Sad Oregon Duck Mascot" more often than I would like, and it's just one play in ...
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
It's bbno$, he's always up to something!
Just remember, you come first. If you're not happy, you're not going to make anyone else happy. If/when this gets to be too much, you can really stop. We won't think any less of you.
Remember, you're awesome!
It's bbno$, he's always up to something!
Just remember, you come first. If you're not happy, you're not going to make anyone else happy. If/when this gets to be too much, you can really stop. We won't think any less of you.
Remember, you're awesome!
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
It's bbno$, he's always up to something!
Just remember, you come first. If you're not happy, you're not going to make anyone else happy. If/when this gets to be too much, you can really stop. We won't think any less of you.
Remember, you're awesome!
It's bbno$, he's always up to something!
Just remember, you come first. If you're not happy, you're not going to make anyone else happy. If/when this gets to be too much, you can really stop. We won't think any less of you.
Remember, you're awesome!
I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.
This is a dinosaur that I approve of. 🦖
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This is a dinosaur that I approve of. 🦖
Congrats! We're all wishing you the best. However, here are three guidelines to help you in your new job:
1. Dinosaurs in every set.
2. Limited is better when there are enough dinosaurs for multiple drafters.
3. Colossal Dreadmaw was just the first perfectly-designed card. You can make more!
🦖🦖🦖
1. Dinosaurs in every set.
2. Limited is better when there are enough dinosaurs for multiple drafters.
3. Colossal Dreadmaw was just the first perfectly-designed card. You can make more!
🦖🦖🦖
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Congrats! We're all wishing you the best. However, here are three guidelines to help you in your new job:
1. Dinosaurs in every set.
2. Limited is better when there are enough dinosaurs for multiple drafters.
3. Colossal Dreadmaw was just the first perfectly-designed card. You can make more!
🦖🦖🦖
1. Dinosaurs in every set.
2. Limited is better when there are enough dinosaurs for multiple drafters.
3. Colossal Dreadmaw was just the first perfectly-designed card. You can make more!
🦖🦖🦖
Winning. It's called winning. Sometimes, it doesn't look like winning, but I can assure you, it's winning.
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Winning. It's called winning. Sometimes, it doesn't look like winning, but I can assure you, it's winning.
THIS IS NOT THE 60 MINUTES VIDEO.
Please post concisely, and accurately.
Please post concisely, and accurately.
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
THIS IS NOT THE 60 MINUTES VIDEO.
Please post concisely, and accurately.
Please post concisely, and accurately.
Oh, Jake's getting punched in the face repeatedly. I'm in!
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December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh, Jake's getting punched in the face repeatedly. I'm in!
Tie. Hands down, best choice. Why?
1. It's not losing.
2. The chaos it could cause would be entertaining, and as a fan base, we deserve as much entertainment as this franchise can generate.
3. Actually winning would make Arthur Blank think progress is possible with this front office. It isn't.
1. It's not losing.
2. The chaos it could cause would be entertaining, and as a fan base, we deserve as much entertainment as this franchise can generate.
3. Actually winning would make Arthur Blank think progress is possible with this front office. It isn't.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tie. Hands down, best choice. Why?
1. It's not losing.
2. The chaos it could cause would be entertaining, and as a fan base, we deserve as much entertainment as this franchise can generate.
3. Actually winning would make Arthur Blank think progress is possible with this front office. It isn't.
1. It's not losing.
2. The chaos it could cause would be entertaining, and as a fan base, we deserve as much entertainment as this franchise can generate.
3. Actually winning would make Arthur Blank think progress is possible with this front office. It isn't.
This was like the greatest thing I saw all day. The twists, the turns, the setup, the delivery ... all top notch.
Pablo needs the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. Or at least a $1 off coupon from Waffle House.
Pablo needs the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. Or at least a $1 off coupon from Waffle House.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This was like the greatest thing I saw all day. The twists, the turns, the setup, the delivery ... all top notch.
Pablo needs the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. Or at least a $1 off coupon from Waffle House.
Pablo needs the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. Or at least a $1 off coupon from Waffle House.
This is such a slow burn experience. It kind of had me when he backed out because of the elbow injury, but then I was unaware of how many Filipinos he represented, and that you were also Filipino ...
I'm not sure if this qualifies for an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, or MTV Award, but you deserve them all!
I'm not sure if this qualifies for an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, or MTV Award, but you deserve them all!
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is such a slow burn experience. It kind of had me when he backed out because of the elbow injury, but then I was unaware of how many Filipinos he represented, and that you were also Filipino ...
I'm not sure if this qualifies for an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, or MTV Award, but you deserve them all!
I'm not sure if this qualifies for an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, or MTV Award, but you deserve them all!
Can we fire everyone, except Ulbrich, now?
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Can we fire everyone, except Ulbrich, now?
He's the Michael Jordan of sports owners.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He's the Michael Jordan of sports owners.
Don't stress. You are NOT your results. Hope you're having a great time at the event.
Personally, I've met a lot of great Magic artists, vendors and generally swell people who are now friends after scrubbing out at high-level events. Hopefully you can too! 😅
Personally, I've met a lot of great Magic artists, vendors and generally swell people who are now friends after scrubbing out at high-level events. Hopefully you can too! 😅
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don't stress. You are NOT your results. Hope you're having a great time at the event.
Personally, I've met a lot of great Magic artists, vendors and generally swell people who are now friends after scrubbing out at high-level events. Hopefully you can too! 😅
Personally, I've met a lot of great Magic artists, vendors and generally swell people who are now friends after scrubbing out at high-level events. Hopefully you can too! 😅
This is better than Rampant Growth, because it's a Lesson. It won't matter in current Standard, but it's just functionally better with the Learn mechanic in other formats.
Also, not to get too Frank Karsten in here, but by tutoring for a land, you're also increasing spell density for future draws.
Also, not to get too Frank Karsten in here, but by tutoring for a land, you're also increasing spell density for future draws.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is better than Rampant Growth, because it's a Lesson. It won't matter in current Standard, but it's just functionally better with the Learn mechanic in other formats.
Also, not to get too Frank Karsten in here, but by tutoring for a land, you're also increasing spell density for future draws.
Also, not to get too Frank Karsten in here, but by tutoring for a land, you're also increasing spell density for future draws.
What rhymes with TACO?
Shumer.
I'm not sure how that works, but apparently it does.
Shumer.
I'm not sure how that works, but apparently it does.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What rhymes with TACO?
Shumer.
I'm not sure how that works, but apparently it does.
Shumer.
I'm not sure how that works, but apparently it does.
This is 100% my fault. Every time the Bills play on TV, all my friends start telling me how much Sean and I look alike.
So, now that I started wearing glasses, Sean does too, I guess.
So, now that I started wearing glasses, Sean does too, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is 100% my fault. Every time the Bills play on TV, all my friends start telling me how much Sean and I look alike.
So, now that I started wearing glasses, Sean does too, I guess.
So, now that I started wearing glasses, Sean does too, I guess.
That is quality work!
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November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That is quality work!