Finkle is Einhorn.

I don’t give a fuck what “billionaires are considering” in any context.

I especially don’t give a fuck when they’re very obviously not even considering it.

NYC kids are absolutely terrifying.

Oh shut the fuck up. She just made one of the loudest and most important defenses of democratic norms since the election.

🤮🤮🤮

Cussing Mina is varsity as it gets.

Can we PLEASE stop reporting on executive orders like they’re the law? They are not.

An EO is a fucking memo to Executive branch staff. It doesn’t block states from doing jack shit.

Yeah.

“That’s great, my odds are skyrocketing!”
—35% of you

* Not “you” but, you know, them.

You know what? I don’t care. These people built an alternate universe of violent paranoid lunatic bullshit for their own profit and celebrity. TPUSA included. If it comes crashing down around them and they start assassinating each other and splintering into ever more absurd factions, so be it.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

This guy is running the United States?

Hell yeah. Bring it all back!

Station wagons. VHS. Polyester. Measles. Jim Crow. Spanish fucking flu!

OK @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social so where are all the strategic smart-bomb pieces of legislation that you *are* getting to a floor vote?

Oh, nowhere to be found? Absolutely jack shit?

Then why not just vigorously throw down on the side of what’s right? Get fucking loud. You may surprise yourself.

Yeah, I mean fine whatever, but it’s like listening to Obama say Pakistan on a loop. 🤣🤣

On the verge of becoming a single issue voter for whichever D most credibly pledges to burn this fucking monstrosity to the ground by MLK Day 2029. Call it a litmus test.

I have to think even MAGA would generally take issue with their drunk loser uncle talking like this at dinner. It’s fucking psychotic.

Anyone still placating this lunatic will live the rest of their days in shame or prison. And I don’t just mean the rabid true believers.

The North remembers.