Is there a corporate version of pants with chains? Help!

Matt, what’s the right order to start reading your books?

Oh man I was just listening to this at the gym! 🔥

Also one of my favorite things you did this year.

Teaching my 6 year old daughter that “No” is a full sentence felt pretty good ngl.

I think I’m pretty feminine, at least internally. None of my female friends are masc. Maybe I don’t really assign a gender to someone’s personality, so I don’t seek masc women for friendship.

My back kind of hurts today.

Dude I would but I doubt my wife would appreciate it

They made another one! And they’re raffling it!

Oh heck yeah man, I’ll DM you my top ones.

I do like UFO stuff. All my podcasts are paranormal stuff. Side eye retrieved.

Oh man, kind of side eyeing you on that number 4.

So I tend to be pretty good about this, but being around someone who’s the opposite in that regard can cause some problems. Often my calmness can be misconstrued for apathy, so I have to be careful on how to express that stoicism.

Doesn’t this whole thing actually have an air of the antichrist? My limited catholic upbringing makes me think there was something about not praising fake prophets, someone wearing a mark on their forehead (MAGA hats), and golden statues (they made one of him)