I wasn't gonna talk shit about Charlie Kirk, because frankly he wasn't worth talking about.

I'm gonna talk mad shit about him now. Everyone in his room was dumber for having listened to him. Good riddance. apnews.com/article/trum...

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a more ironic website glitch. This is TP Usa's home page right now:

Welp, Imgur went to shit today. Good luck to everyone still there, looks like I will stalk bsky and reddit more. Goodbye, Imgur-it was a fun decade. May edwardmacaronifork live forever in infamy!

Pretty shitty politician! I would know, I'm an expert on the matter.

Today, AI canceled a subscription that my company wanted to remain active.

I never thought I'd be jealous of the apocalypse in Terminator, but today I am fantasizing about dying in a blaze of glory, because what will actually happen is AI putting arsenic in food b/c of reddit or some dumb shit.

Too many people are doing a crap "Harris could've still won if only she had the courage" take on certification.

This is a friendly reminder that the VP's role in election certification is ceremonial. Please don't do a leftist version of "if only Mike Pence had the courage." We know more than that.

Bobby Fingers just released a new video! Check it out during your next trip to the bathroom, it'll make your day! youtu.be/NF4VJJKTjy8?...

Wild night over here in Michigan. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/michi...

Friendly reminder to not be shit, love everyone, and especially to be an ally to marginalized/victimized communities!

I had a thought while pooping...what if these drone sightings are just a desperate plot from American elites to redirect public interest?

Regardless of veracity, do your civic duty and continue talking about Luigi Mangione and leave the mysteries of the sky to the birds!

Give this rad dude's song a listen the next time you're on the pot-it slaps! youtube.com/shorts/J_swG...