donotdew
@donotdew.xyz
"Indeterminate height, weight, sex, unarmed, but extremely attractive."
telling my kids this was veggietales
June 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
telling my kids this was veggietales
HELL YEAH TUMMY BOY REAL CONGRATULATIONS!!
May 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
HELL YEAH TUMMY BOY REAL CONGRATULATIONS!!
GOOD GOD THIS SHIT IS GORGEOUS
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
GOOD GOD THIS SHIT IS GORGEOUS
waiter (endocrinologist) i’ll have what she’s having please
April 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
waiter (endocrinologist) i’ll have what she’s having please
i thought she had huge tits for a second until i realized that was a heart 😭😭
April 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i thought she had huge tits for a second until i realized that was a heart 😭😭
yeah it’s crazy! everyone on here is also a solid rather than a liquid or gas
April 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
yeah it’s crazy! everyone on here is also a solid rather than a liquid or gas
she’s fuckin COOKING (literally (god this makes me wish i could eat eggs))
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
she’s fuckin COOKING (literally (god this makes me wish i could eat eggs))
this is art in its purest and most perfect form
April 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
this is art in its purest and most perfect form
yo this is cool as hell. the miniplayer is getting so fleshed out, i hope you can pop it into its own window someday
April 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
yo this is cool as hell. the miniplayer is getting so fleshed out, i hope you can pop it into its own window someday
SHAW!! also i legit thought this was violxiv when i first saw it lol (complimentary)
April 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
SHAW!! also i legit thought this was violxiv when i first saw it lol (complimentary)
actually the credit card thing was based on Credit Cards Georg who eats eight billion credit cards a month and should not have been counted
April 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
actually the credit card thing was based on Credit Cards Georg who eats eight billion credit cards a month and should not have been counted
bro i’m not that technical and i use not a single microsoft product in my personal life. i interact with groupme some for work but like thats it. it’s not that hard.
April 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
bro i’m not that technical and i use not a single microsoft product in my personal life. i interact with groupme some for work but like thats it. it’s not that hard.
seems like a very *normal* way to accomplish such an effect.
April 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
seems like a very *normal* way to accomplish such an effect.
i read this in dylan from severance’s voice lol
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i read this in dylan from severance’s voice lol
finnish pub simulator? i sure hope they do!
April 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
finnish pub simulator? i sure hope they do!
italian cold-steel cinquedea mentioned 🗣️
April 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
italian cold-steel cinquedea mentioned 🗣️
this feels like saying “if you wouldn’t love your favorite movie only from reading the script, you don’t actually love the movie at all, you just love the presentation”
my sister in christ the presentation is part of the experience
my sister in christ the presentation is part of the experience
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
this feels like saying “if you wouldn’t love your favorite movie only from reading the script, you don’t actually love the movie at all, you just love the presentation”
my sister in christ the presentation is part of the experience
my sister in christ the presentation is part of the experience
i saw this post and went from “damn that looks yummy” to “HOLY SHIT ITS MELODY NOSURNAME” real quick lol didn’t know you were on here
April 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i saw this post and went from “damn that looks yummy” to “HOLY SHIT ITS MELODY NOSURNAME” real quick lol didn’t know you were on here