GrumpyMcGrumpFace
@donniedonner.bsky.social
Hey you kids, get off my lawn.
Autistic, artistic, atheistic ex-preacher, disabled combat vet, maker of mead, poet, and writer and singer of songs.
Descendant of the Donner party.
Autistic, artistic, atheistic ex-preacher, disabled combat vet, maker of mead, poet, and writer and singer of songs.
Descendant of the Donner party.
Pray for me. I am about to venture out into the war-torn streets of Portland, dodging bullets at every step, listening for the falling artillery shells, and avoiding concertino wire encampments. All this simply to find some food, because this war ravaged City has had all of its restaurants burned.
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pray for me. I am about to venture out into the war-torn streets of Portland, dodging bullets at every step, listening for the falling artillery shells, and avoiding concertino wire encampments. All this simply to find some food, because this war ravaged City has had all of its restaurants burned.
So, let me get this straight. A kid who calls himself role model, who sings to kids, sings about buying a couple rounds. That's a great role model.
September 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So, let me get this straight. A kid who calls himself role model, who sings to kids, sings about buying a couple rounds. That's a great role model.
Just a quick question if I may. If someone is anti anti-fascist, would that not make the someone a fascist?
September 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just a quick question if I may. If someone is anti anti-fascist, would that not make the someone a fascist?
You know you just delivered a winner when you fart on the toilet and the neighbor's dogs start barking.
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You know you just delivered a winner when you fart on the toilet and the neighbor's dogs start barking.
This won't make sense to anyone, but then again, it's not supposed to. Redbubble. T-shirt. Crushed ice. But if it arouses your curiosity, keep watching this space.
September 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This won't make sense to anyone, but then again, it's not supposed to. Redbubble. T-shirt. Crushed ice. But if it arouses your curiosity, keep watching this space.
Have I ever mentioned that I have had six traumatic brain injuries, and that they are cumulative? That may explain why, when I couldn't remember what they were called, I told a guy," I really like your car tattoos"
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Have I ever mentioned that I have had six traumatic brain injuries, and that they are cumulative? That may explain why, when I couldn't remember what they were called, I told a guy," I really like your car tattoos"
I feel so relieved. Since I fervently prayed about it, I am absolutely sure without a shadow of a doubt that there is a 50/50 chance that it either will or won't happen.
September 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I feel so relieved. Since I fervently prayed about it, I am absolutely sure without a shadow of a doubt that there is a 50/50 chance that it either will or won't happen.
So, I'm ranting. Thank you for allowing me to rant. This is an update on my move to Belize. I am not moving to Belize. I am not moving to Belize because the US government just passed a banking law that would prevent me from transferring US Treasury funds into a foreign account. This means I... 1/2
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So, I'm ranting. Thank you for allowing me to rant. This is an update on my move to Belize. I am not moving to Belize. I am not moving to Belize because the US government just passed a banking law that would prevent me from transferring US Treasury funds into a foreign account. This means I... 1/2
My favorite part of my daily travels was when the gentleman, and I use that term loosely, on the busiest Corner in downtown Portland, walked up to the curb, whipped it out, and started urinating into the street. My favorite thing was the hundreds of people who didn't react at all as if it was common
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My favorite part of my daily travels was when the gentleman, and I use that term loosely, on the busiest Corner in downtown Portland, walked up to the curb, whipped it out, and started urinating into the street. My favorite thing was the hundreds of people who didn't react at all as if it was common
Blue sky, when you get an edit button, I promise I will edit you so hard. You'll be screaming, edit me, edit me, and then you'll scream, edit Me Harder. And when we're finished, you will whisper, no one has ever edited me like that before.
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Blue sky, when you get an edit button, I promise I will edit you so hard. You'll be screaming, edit me, edit me, and then you'll scream, edit Me Harder. And when we're finished, you will whisper, no one has ever edited me like that before.
Thoughts and prayers LOL.
Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality.
Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality.
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Thoughts and prayers LOL.
Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality.
Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality.
I am stuck on an escalator and I can't get down, which is really bad, because my convertible is parked outside, and I left the keys in it, so I can't get in, and it's about to rain, and I left the convertible top down.
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am stuck on an escalator and I can't get down, which is really bad, because my convertible is parked outside, and I left the keys in it, so I can't get in, and it's about to rain, and I left the convertible top down.
Excited about the Rapture so that all the Christians can leave and only nice people will be left behind.
September 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Excited about the Rapture so that all the Christians can leave and only nice people will be left behind.
No, you can't have any Jimmy Kimmel. We have Jimmy Kimmel at home.
September 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No, you can't have any Jimmy Kimmel. We have Jimmy Kimmel at home.
Excited about the Rapture because I'll finally be able to drive on the freeway during rush hour
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Excited about the Rapture because I'll finally be able to drive on the freeway during rush hour
Excited about the rapture because I'll finally be able to get a table at my favorite restaurant.
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Excited about the rapture because I'll finally be able to get a table at my favorite restaurant.
I am really looking forward to the Rapture tomorrow when all the American evangelicals disappear to heaven which oddly enough will make life here on Earth heaven.
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am really looking forward to the Rapture tomorrow when all the American evangelicals disappear to heaven which oddly enough will make life here on Earth heaven.
No worries, Donald taco, your opponents hate you too.
September 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
No worries, Donald taco, your opponents hate you too.
I watched the new Superman movie. I did not see any woke Superman stuff, except for him saving a squirrel, but if you think saving a squirrel makes you woke, you're probably a horrible person. What I saw was that they tried to be cute, comical, and campy. They failed miserably. They made it stupid.
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I watched the new Superman movie. I did not see any woke Superman stuff, except for him saving a squirrel, but if you think saving a squirrel makes you woke, you're probably a horrible person. What I saw was that they tried to be cute, comical, and campy. They failed miserably. They made it stupid.
I feel really bad that I don't have a Disney Plus subscription that I can cancel, so I think I will make a Disney Plus account, just so I can cancel it. That makes perfect sense, right?
September 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I feel really bad that I don't have a Disney Plus subscription that I can cancel, so I think I will make a Disney Plus account, just so I can cancel it. That makes perfect sense, right?
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Be Antifa!
Being ANTIFA Is As American as It Gets...
I'm ANTIFA...
I'm ANTIFA...
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Be Antifa!
I am antifa.
Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist.
Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist.
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am antifa.
Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist.
Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist.
The president of the United States just declared that people who are against fascism are terrorists who are united against him. Let that sink in. Seriously. Let that sink in.
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The president of the United States just declared that people who are against fascism are terrorists who are united against him. Let that sink in. Seriously. Let that sink in.
That. Rug. Really. Tied. The. Room. Together. Thus says the dude. Touched by his doodily appendage. Ramen.
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That. Rug. Really. Tied. The. Room. Together. Thus says the dude. Touched by his doodily appendage. Ramen.
I nuked my Facebook account months ago, but had to make a new one in order to join some housing groups to find a place to live in Portland. I am amazed at the amount of far right material Facebook is attempting to shove into my face.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I nuked my Facebook account months ago, but had to make a new one in order to join some housing groups to find a place to live in Portland. I am amazed at the amount of far right material Facebook is attempting to shove into my face.