so when a they say it, it could be worse.

thank u i’ll be here all night

whenever i hear it i like to think they’re cosplaying a fantasty fictional character, which somehow makes it less cringe

but you’ll take my $11.99 🤨

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YOU CAN ONLY LIKE ONE KF THEM 🔪 🔪 🔪

have you seen the color of the sky

the only true fact i know is febuary has 28 days (sometimes) and december has 31 that’s all i got

this is something i have never memorized and i just guess being so honest

fun story i had my first vaginal ultrasound at 15 bc of pcos and they had to ask my dad for permission bc i was a minor and he went “?? what the fuck kind of question is this. why does it matter if i’m comfortable or not” tldr the techs felt shame ™

no bc my ult just made a personal twitter acct

my blind chihuahua that likes to be in a purse is now my service dog. i will not be taking any questions.

gender: raccoon

do they also wear green striped sweaters