i’m gonna say it i don’t care how dated it is i like drop ceiling box lights in kitchens they aren’t as harsh as spotlights and i like
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 AM
i’m gonna say it i don’t care how dated it is i like drop ceiling box lights in kitchens they aren’t as harsh as spotlights and i like
diva it’s that time of day again to macrodose ibuprofen and dunkalatte at work
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
diva it’s that time of day again to macrodose ibuprofen and dunkalatte at work
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Just go ahead and block them
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Just go ahead and block them
i would say this every single day if i could the red bull marketing team needs to wake up and get more cunty and focus more on the drinks bitches don’t care about racing we want the drinks at least send an email when there’s new drinks 😭
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i would say this every single day if i could the red bull marketing team needs to wake up and get more cunty and focus more on the drinks bitches don’t care about racing we want the drinks at least send an email when there’s new drinks 😭
i am a weak person….. couldn’t even last a week without a dr pepper……… i hope to god i never get addicted to a substance
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 AM
i am a weak person….. couldn’t even last a week without a dr pepper……… i hope to god i never get addicted to a substance
had to admit i was wrong today
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
had to admit i was wrong today
for some reason my mind blended together taika waititi and jeff goldblum so imagine my surprise when they don’t even look that similar, and also both have wives when i thought they were gay
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
for some reason my mind blended together taika waititi and jeff goldblum so imagine my surprise when they don’t even look that similar, and also both have wives when i thought they were gay
i think if you come into a store a half hour before closing and you out loud go “i made it!!! just in time!!!” it should set off missiles aimed directly at the door
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i think if you come into a store a half hour before closing and you out loud go “i made it!!! just in time!!!” it should set off missiles aimed directly at the door
one thing i’ll never understand being in california is when it starts raining and all of a sudden im being forced to go 40 in a 55 because every car around me slowed down THERE IS NO REASON
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
one thing i’ll never understand being in california is when it starts raining and all of a sudden im being forced to go 40 in a 55 because every car around me slowed down THERE IS NO REASON
i love animal crossing new horizons
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
i love animal crossing new horizons
confused robert pattinson for sh*a labeouf in regards to fka twigs relationships so for the longest time ive hated robby but also i distrust anyone who would drive a person to create cellophane by fka twigs i also didnt know he was br*tish so he lied to me about that too
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
confused robert pattinson for sh*a labeouf in regards to fka twigs relationships so for the longest time ive hated robby but also i distrust anyone who would drive a person to create cellophane by fka twigs i also didnt know he was br*tish so he lied to me about that too
i am clawing at the walls of my enclosure i need to go into the forest and be off the grid for 4 days and write i miss writing i cant believe i ever thought my passion was food service
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i am clawing at the walls of my enclosure i need to go into the forest and be off the grid for 4 days and write i miss writing i cant believe i ever thought my passion was food service
one of my favorite things when i shave my eyebrows off is getting to threaten people saying im going to steal their eyebrows
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
one of my favorite things when i shave my eyebrows off is getting to threaten people saying im going to steal their eyebrows
went to unfollow a mutual cause i didn’t like the takes they were retweeting just to find out they already stopped following me
September 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
went to unfollow a mutual cause i didn’t like the takes they were retweeting just to find out they already stopped following me
had to ID someone at work for beer and the guy that was with her was like guess how old i am I DONT CARE THERES A LINE
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
had to ID someone at work for beer and the guy that was with her was like guess how old i am I DONT CARE THERES A LINE
i need to start unearthing some of my funnier tweets to repost on here i used to be so funny and it’s lost to that hell site
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i need to start unearthing some of my funnier tweets to repost on here i used to be so funny and it’s lost to that hell site
why do my favorite coworkers always leave constantly and the ones i want to suplex onto the grill stay forever
September 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
why do my favorite coworkers always leave constantly and the ones i want to suplex onto the grill stay forever
me when i have bug anxiety and move into a house that has had 5 ant infestations in the last year and surrounded by spiders
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
me when i have bug anxiety and move into a house that has had 5 ant infestations in the last year and surrounded by spiders
how are you going to drive a new-ish hyundai sedan and drive slow as fuck those things do 0-60 in the blink of an eye with all that fucking plastic on it
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
how are you going to drive a new-ish hyundai sedan and drive slow as fuck those things do 0-60 in the blink of an eye with all that fucking plastic on it
they should invent an existence that doesn’t feel all-consuming and makes you not feel like you’re wasting time standing still for 2 minutes
August 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
they should invent an existence that doesn’t feel all-consuming and makes you not feel like you’re wasting time standing still for 2 minutes
i want to build a lego set so fucking bad i’m never beating the autism allegations
August 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
i want to build a lego set so fucking bad i’m never beating the autism allegations
can we normalize common sense and also thinking as well as empathy
August 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
can we normalize common sense and also thinking as well as empathy
“i’ve turned into my mother”
“im just like my father”
no one talks about the trauma of becoming both at the same time
“im just like my father”
no one talks about the trauma of becoming both at the same time
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“i’ve turned into my mother”
“im just like my father”
no one talks about the trauma of becoming both at the same time
“im just like my father”
no one talks about the trauma of becoming both at the same time
just found out if i want the ideas i have in my head to become real stories i have to be the one to write them
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
just found out if i want the ideas i have in my head to become real stories i have to be the one to write them
i wasn’t meant for modern day yearning i was meant to macrodose opium and paint with my own blood why am i upset in a fucking chip*tle
July 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i wasn’t meant for modern day yearning i was meant to macrodose opium and paint with my own blood why am i upset in a fucking chip*tle