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I am a Villain !! I like Cheetos !!
I have been Feeding Curtis Dryer Sheets for Three Weeks !! I told him they were Fruit Roll-Ups !! He just Farted Out a Fucking Lightning Bolt !!
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I have been Feeding Curtis Dryer Sheets for Three Weeks !! I told him they were Fruit Roll-Ups !! He just Farted Out a Fucking Lightning Bolt !!
Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!
When a Cop says they're "Putting Out an APB", they are Requesting an Abundance of Poop on their Balls !!
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When a Cop says they're "Putting Out an APB", they are Requesting an Abundance of Poop on their Balls !!
I am the Perverse Mage known as Turdweaver !! I Yank Poop from the Aether and Guide it onto your Mailbox and Subaru !!
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I am the Perverse Mage known as Turdweaver !! I Yank Poop from the Aether and Guide it onto your Mailbox and Subaru !!
The Opposite of "Enemy" is "Enema" (It is Good to Blow Shit out of your Ass !!) !!
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Opposite of "Enemy" is "Enema" (It is Good to Blow Shit out of your Ass !!) !!
This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!
When a Toilet Gurgles after you Flush it, That is it Belching in Satisfaction after Feasting on Shit !!
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When a Toilet Gurgles after you Flush it, That is it Belching in Satisfaction after Feasting on Shit !!
Interesting Fact you Might Not have Known !! "Daguerreotype" is actually Latin for "Diarrhea Fingerpainting" !!
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Interesting Fact you Might Not have Known !! "Daguerreotype" is actually Latin for "Diarrhea Fingerpainting" !!
When People Say "I Am my Brother's Keeper", they are Actually Saying 'Key P'er (Donkey Puncher !!) !!
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When People Say "I Am my Brother's Keeper", they are Actually Saying 'Key P'er (Donkey Puncher !!) !!
I am going to watch this New Show about Gay Marines who Love to Butt-Fuck !! Or, as they were called when I was In, "Marines" !!
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am going to watch this New Show about Gay Marines who Love to Butt-Fuck !! Or, as they were called when I was In, "Marines" !!
Cake Makers like to Bundt-Fuck !!
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cake Makers like to Bundt-Fuck !!
We always Hear that Things are "The Bee's Knees" or "The Cat's Meow", but Nobody ever gives Equal Acknowledgment to "The Crow's Asshole" !!
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We always Hear that Things are "The Bee's Knees" or "The Cat's Meow", but Nobody ever gives Equal Acknowledgment to "The Crow's Asshole" !!
"Rambo" is Short for "Ram Boners Up My Ass" !!
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Rambo" is Short for "Ram Boners Up My Ass" !!
My Kitty is Really Into Bug Chasing !! He just Kicked his Cat Tower Over chasing after a Moth !! That Term doesn't mean ANYTHING ELSE !!
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My Kitty is Really Into Bug Chasing !! He just Kicked his Cat Tower Over chasing after a Moth !! That Term doesn't mean ANYTHING ELSE !!
New YouTube Channel: Dipshit Physics !! We do Soy Face when we do shit like Turn a Light Bulb On !! Then we say "I Fucking Love Science" a Bunch of Times !! Give Me Money !!
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
New YouTube Channel: Dipshit Physics !! We do Soy Face when we do shit like Turn a Light Bulb On !! Then we say "I Fucking Love Science" a Bunch of Times !! Give Me Money !!
If you have a Turd that Won't Flush, it has Proven itself a Warrior and Earned its Rightful Place in your Wife's Bedchamber !!
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you have a Turd that Won't Flush, it has Proven itself a Warrior and Earned its Rightful Place in your Wife's Bedchamber !!
While it is True that Most Babies are Born by way of Natural Pussy Ejection, other Delivery Methods like C-Section, Plunger, and Enticement out of the Pussy with a Hamburger are Just as Legitimate !!
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
While it is True that Most Babies are Born by way of Natural Pussy Ejection, other Delivery Methods like C-Section, Plunger, and Enticement out of the Pussy with a Hamburger are Just as Legitimate !!
I am compiling a Comprehensive List of the Reasons I've taken a Solidly Orange Shit and "Cheetos" and "Crayons" don't even Crack the Top Five !!
October 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I am compiling a Comprehensive List of the Reasons I've taken a Solidly Orange Shit and "Cheetos" and "Crayons" don't even Crack the Top Five !!
I watched The Green Mile !! It was Good !! There should be More Movies where a Jesus Analogue Character Heals Someone's Fucking Wiener !!
October 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I watched The Green Mile !! It was Good !! There should be More Movies where a Jesus Analogue Character Heals Someone's Fucking Wiener !!
The Invention of the Sausage came about because Early Man Utterly Refused to Eat Meat until someone Tricked them into Thinking it was a Turd !!
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Invention of the Sausage came about because Early Man Utterly Refused to Eat Meat until someone Tricked them into Thinking it was a Turd !!
The Cool Monkey Lady Died !! Here is a Monkey checking out her Pussy !! I bet he was Hooting and Clapping when he Saw it !!
October 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Cool Monkey Lady Died !! Here is a Monkey checking out her Pussy !! I bet he was Hooting and Clapping when he Saw it !!
When Flappers in the 1920s showed like Three Inches of their Calf, it was treated as Severely as if a Lady showed her Straight Up Pussy to a Bus full of Third Graders !!
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When Flappers in the 1920s showed like Three Inches of their Calf, it was treated as Severely as if a Lady showed her Straight Up Pussy to a Bus full of Third Graders !!
Republican Representative Dan Crenshaw wrote a Very Comprehensive Guide and Walkthrough for Suikoden III in 2003 !! I am Actually Telling the Truth !!
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Republican Representative Dan Crenshaw wrote a Very Comprehensive Guide and Walkthrough for Suikoden III in 2003 !! I am Actually Telling the Truth !!
Not a Lot of People Know This !! When a Police Station Needs a New Cop, they Yank them out of a Rend in the Cosmos from a Parallel Dimension known as "The Oinkment" !!
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Not a Lot of People Know This !! When a Police Station Needs a New Cop, they Yank them out of a Rend in the Cosmos from a Parallel Dimension known as "The Oinkment" !!
I am going to Recite the Story of Mario RPG from Memory !!
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am going to Recite the Story of Mario RPG from Memory !!