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I’m not a donkey. But I play one on the internet. Ace He/Him | DL Bedwetter |📍NYC
I’m helping…
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Call me Oreo, cause I’m double stuffed. Happy BDF!
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sometimes you have to be reminded what you are.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When the bedwetter wakes up on pleasure island. 🥵😈
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Getting a little riled up in my london hotel room.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I don’t think I am using the toilet correctly.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Hawwwpy Halloween ya jackasses!
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I found your undies at the bottom of the laundry basket, bud. Do you have something you wanna tell me?
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is work over yet?
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Curing these for a good puppy. He’s gonna smell like a bedwetter whether he likes it or not…
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When the bedwetting hits just right.
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is it even Friday without diapers?
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who you calling a bedwetter?!
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How do I keep ending up in these predicaments? 🤷🏻
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Another super successful happy hour hosted by @nycabdl.bsky.social and sponsored by @diaper-minister.com. Had such a great time and met a ton of fun people! Ended up very squishy! I love these social events! ❤️❤️❤️
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This was a big one fellas…
October 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Donk day afternoon…
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I said the same thing. It sucked. I about lost my damn mind. It was closer to 18 months but still.
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
😂 this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

I remain an anarchist at heart, but exist inside a capitalist machine.
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just recently put together our recommendations list for my partner about about essential New York City films:

The Warriors
Working Girl
Wall St
Do the Right Thing
Kids
When Harry Met Sally
Dark Days
Eternal Sunshine
200 cigarettes
The Cruise
Igby Goes Down

Thoughts?
October 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I think about a time when I could have started writing professionally for money. And I decided against it because I didn’t think I could turn that into a viable career. Looking back I think I most certainly could have, and it would have been interesting to see where that would have taken me.
October 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m not a big gambler. We have friends that are really into going to Vegas and I’ve been a couple of times. I just don’t have fun. I don’t know, that part of my brain is broken I guess. 😅
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t wear 24/7, but pretty darn close. Two biggest tips 1) moisturize, find something that your skin likes and in between changes take care of it. 2) a good barrier cream is your friend I personally like Aquaphor.
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m an equal opportunity pervert.
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM